1001 ways to die!

You do a backflip and kick yourself in the face. Alot.

60. Your parachute doesnt open.

61. While parachuting a bird gores you throught the stomach and all your intestines fall out

62. You get hung by your own intestents.

That was gross I apologize.

Lick a bright yellow frog.

lick a porcupine tipped with poison dart frog venom...and die while turning purple

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Originally Posted by Derek

Lick a bright yellow frog.

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haha you would come up with that.


64. Being tared and feathered to death.

66. You are forced to walk the plank in shark-infested water.

67. Getting a golf ball through the skull.

68. Eat an elephant in one gulp and die from exhaustion/being crushed

OMFG PHAT NOB'ED