Most Painful Death

from reading some peoples posts i doubt this is the most painful way to die but im sure most people know what it feels like to get a papercut, especially between the fingers and on your tounge, well imagine a large blade hanging above you while your tied down. the large blade swings from side to side slowly cutting into you deeper and deeper, starting of like a paper cut, they do this 1000 times. not very pleseant ey?
its an old medevil torture.

or how about getting papercuts at the sides of your mouth like a chelsea smile, also at the sides of your eyes and every place where you can imagine... maybe you wouldnt die but the pain would be excrutiating and plus everytime you screamed the slits at either side of your mouth would get larger and larger.

im sure youd want to die if that happened to you...

Here's one.
Using a knife to slowly peel the skin off your *ahem* parts. Then force you to eat it. Then slowly peel the rest of your skin. Like the first person said, except, not at once, slowly so you can feel each one. Just pulling on each hair with burning pliers. After you've been peeled of skin and hair(even on your head), shoot their *ahem* parts. Then just stab at it and stretch it to enlarge the wound, and put, something painful in it, like vinegar, or a rat, or something. Then hang them upside down, and use like a two inch nail, and with precision, stab them in the head but avoiding the most important veins. Leave the nail there, but push it in so deep you will not be able to see it anymore. Lift them up horizontally, and drop them on a little nail that will pierce through their spinal cord. Heat up the nail in your head with a lighter or a torch, so that you feel the inside of your head is about to explode but not going too. Then begin popping each insignificant vein and heat them up as well. After that, put a knife up the asshole, and slowly twisting it, take it out, and then throw in a match several times. It'll hurt a lot for a moment, but your fluids will put out the match. That's why I said several times. Attach string to the eye balls and pull at them, when they are extended enough, burn them, then yank them out. Then begin popping the rest of the more important veins with nails and fire. Before you die from lack of blood, skin the body again to show the insides, then you die...very painfully.

hmmm...

u know how in movies they put a rat on your belly and then they put a bucket on the rat, its starts to scrath your belly like crazy. But instead put the rat and the bucket on your face ^_^

Getting thrown into a wood chipper? That would most def be the shittiest way to die.

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Originally posted by Bender@22 Hours Ago
Here's one.
Using a knife to slowly peel the skin off your *ahem* parts. Then force you to eat it. Then slowly peel the rest of your skin. Like the first person said, except, not at once, slowly so you can feel each one. Just pulling on each hair with burning pliers. After you've been peeled of skin and hair(even on your head), shoot their *ahem* parts. Then just stab at it and stretch it to enlarge the wound, and put, something painful in it, like vinegar, or a rat, or something. Then hang them upside down, and use like a two inch nail, and with precision, stab them in the head but avoiding the most important veins. Leave the nail there, but push it in so deep you will not be able to see it anymore. Lift them up horizontally, and drop them on a little nail that will pierce through their spinal cord. Heat up the nail in your head with a lighter or a torch, so that you feel the inside of your head is about to explode but not going too. Then begin popping each insignificant vein and heat them up as well. After that, put a knife up the asshole, and slowly twisting it, take it out, and then throw in a match several times. It'll hurt a lot for a moment, but your fluids will put out the match. That's why I said several times. Attach string to the eye balls and pull at them, when they are extended enough, burn them, then yank them out. Then begin popping the rest of the more important veins with nails and fire. Before you die from lack of blood, skin the body again to show the insides, then you die...very painfully.

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:blink: i thought i was gruesome

getting tied to a chair and unable to move and FORCED to watch the Cosby show for days and days untill you release the truth i hope i didnt hurt anyone about the cosby show just my opinon B)

Lol ilovecoheed, someone finally noticed. Took me a while to make that up, but I'd say its the most painful heheh

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Originally posted by Bender@22 Minutes Ago
I'd say its the most painful heheh

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i didnt take the time to read but when i just did i was Scared that this would happen to me AHHH

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Originally posted by Bender@Yesterday, 8:14 PM
Here's one.
Using a knife to slowly peel the skin off your *ahem* parts. Then force you to eat it. Then slowly peel the rest of your skin. Like the first person said, except, not at once, slowly so you can feel each one. Just pulling on each hair with burning pliers. After you've been peeled of skin and hair(even on your head), shoot their *ahem* parts. Then just stab at it and stretch it to enlarge the wound, and put, something painful in it, like vinegar, or a rat, or something. Then hang them upside down, and use like a two inch nail, and with precision, stab them in the head but avoiding the most important veins. Leave the nail there, but push it in so deep you will not be able to see it anymore. Lift them up horizontally, and drop them on a little nail that will pierce through their spinal cord. Heat up the nail in your head with a lighter or a torch, so that you feel the inside of your head is about to explode but not going too. Then begin popping each insignificant vein and heat them up as well. After that, put a knife up the asshole, and slowly twisting it, take it out, and then throw in a match several times. It'll hurt a lot for a moment, but your fluids will put out the match. That's why I said several times. Attach string to the eye balls and pull at them, when they are extended enough, burn them, then yank them out. Then begin popping the rest of the more important veins with nails and fire. Before you die from lack of blood, skin the body again to show the insides, then you die...very painfully.

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The only disturbing part about that is you wrote it in thinking people would think it is disturbing. congratulations, because of society you have now done that. claps with head shacking towards everyone that is finding this disturbing with no respect.

I think green house gasses and racism is more disturbing.