Tell him to get the f*** out of my bath and get his own. ^^
Only joking. Would offer to wash his back. :)
Tell him to get the f*** out of my bath and get his own. ^^
Only joking. Would offer to wash his back. :)
Fart in his mouth.
molest him.
double molest him
tell him to call 118 to see if he could find his own bath
Throw the soap on the floor and say oops.. Get that for me would you?
Watch in horror...
BZZZT! Chainsaw!
Blow dry my hair.
make sex wee in my mankini (borat)