1001 ways to die!

Stabing you in the temple with a floorboard

death by drowning in semen.

chokesondick

falling for 6 hours into a pit and landing in a vat of hot magma only to be eaten by some magma like golem and dissolved in its stomach by an extremely acidic fluid.

(its very painful)

Heart attack whilst masterbating...

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Originally Posted by Skatanic_

Heart attack whilst masterbating...

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I'm sure that happens a lot... ;o

Falling down the stairs during sexy party time.

Putting a fork in the microwave

Putting your head in the microwave.

by my hands hehehe

AIDS

by apathy's idiocy-_-

2 atomic bombs dropped on your village.

when you meet me in the dark:p

some jackass throws a gummy bear in your throat, you die

Your stalker hangs you with a rope made out of your own hair that he's been collected for the past few years.

You see a really ugly person and your head explodes.

by your cute parents

your given cement shoes, and thrown into the ocean.

Get eaten by a llama.

Mmm...Llamas.



Stuck in solitary confinment until you die of old age.

piano dropped on the head

Get a gun shoved right in the *** then have it shot and expel your arteries from your left hip.

Getting killed with a very dull spoon.

death from TOO MUCH SEX

Radiation exposure