"Yes, but" game

yes but i sneezed and lost my brain.
I think cant remember "/

Ever farted so much your trousers ripped ?

Yes but luckily no one was around to see it... :D
Have you ever made a fireball in your hand with a lighter? (It's really cool if you do it right) :D

Yes, but I sprayed hairspray on my hand before doing it and burned off some of my hair.

Have you ever made a fireball in your mouth with a lighter? (let the fuel fill up in your mouth then blow it out at a lit lighter)

Yes but it hurt.
Actually no, I haven't tried that. But great idea!!! :D
Playing with fire is so fun! :D

Have you ever sprayed Axe on your arm and then lit it on fire?

Yes, but it wasn't Axe, and it wasn't on my arm.

Have you ever shot up heroin, then commited a hate crime?

Yes but it wasn't heroin, just shrooms.
Have you ever wanted to work at a gas station just to sniff the fumes?

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Originally Posted by Ptka

Yes but it wasn't heroin, just shrooms.
Have you ever wanted to work at a gas station just to sniff the fumes?

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yes, but you'd be being paid to get high! essentially.
have you ever bashed a raccoon

Yes but it was with a stick and not a bat, so he didn't die.
Have you ever slapped a bear?

yes but i got bear slapped back..ouch

have u ever eaten a blue tomato?

Yes but it made me sick.
Have you ever drank green milk?

yes but it turns out it was just a result of too much grass.
have u ever shoved a ipod up ur arse?

Yes but it stopped working. So sad. :D
Have you ever typed so hard your fingers bled?

yes, but thats was my last time I typped.

have you ever wanted to stard third world war?

Yes,But I was hoping my school would be destroed...

Have you ever watched barny?

yes..but i stopped yesterdai.

did u ever beat a baby in a staring match?

Yea but whatever.
OMG are you mad? I said yea instead of yes.

Yes but not furious, just mad. :D
Have you ever turned red while yelling at someone?

yes but i'm not white.

have u ever fried a pickle?

Yes, but I didn't let it cool off and burned myself.

Have you ever stole candy from a baby, by punching it in the face?

Yes but it cried and then it's mom beat me with her purse.
Have you ever touched an electric fence just for fun?

yes,but then my hairs looked like spikes.
have you ever pissed in golden/diamond water-closet?

yes but i did more than piss and i ruined it.

have u ever drove a shopping cart.

Yeah,But It broke because of my fattness :(

Have u ever ripped?

Yes but it was when i wrote my name on the monitor and sigs aligned with the writing xD.

Have you ever laughed at a wetarted pwerson???

Yes but he saw me and attacked me with his other retarded friends.
Have you ever pretended you were in a wheelchair?

yes, but no one believed me.

have you ever absolutely drunk drinking only a water?

Yes but it was laced with something, I'm sure. :P
Have you ever dropped a computer on your foot?

yes but it was one of them big ones from the 70s. ouch

have u ever ate six helpings of roast turdmeat?

Yeah,But I actually ate 20102 (no one knew?

Have you heard some music?

yes but it was horrible.

have u ever rode a goat?

YEs but I rode it two ways...

Have you ever watched thunder cats naked?

Yes. But it was very odd when i noticed i was naked then i started to enjoy it wink wink.

Have you ever thought about loving me how only a man can?

yes but u refuse to submit to my carnal desires:p

have u ever desired my sig pwnage?

yes but i realised i like mine :D

Have you ever had sexual intercourse with a cantaloup?

yes and she was soo hot. more girls should be named cantaloupe.

have u ever ate a crayon?

Yes, but It didn't taste like it's name.

Have you ever ran out of papers, so you rolled a joint with Bible pages?

yes but it made for one crazy high.

have u ever ran out of toilet paper and so u improvised with a bible?

Yes but I think God is pissed at me after that...
Have you ever swore in Church? If you go to Church...because I don't....

yes, but only in church's yard. but actually I'm not going to church.

have you ever farted in school, while it was lesson and everybody was writtning an exam.

yes<but I made some sound with my mouth to cover it..

Have you ever blinked

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