Pee in the water.
Pee in the water.
Just sit there.
Poke him with a stick.
"Accidentally" knock the hair dryer into the tub.
O.O
*frazzles*
stick some goldfish in the water
Scribble on him
Pick up a duck and say "Look.. My duck.. Wanna stroke my duck?" And place him on the water, just above my snake.
Strangle him with my penis.
Bite his penis.
