so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:50 PM
carrotderek
so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:50 PM
carrotderek
so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:50 PM
carrotderek
so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:50 PM
carrotderek
so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:50 PM
carrotderek
so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:50 PM
carrotderek
so anyway i was walking down the street, riding on my pirate ship and shooting people with a big cannon!!
Then this guy named dude of darkness comes along, hes this one legged freak with leprosy and hes all like,
"YARRR BRING ME A BABY TO EAT!!"
So I'm like "FUCK YOU!!!" and stuffed his face full with a whiff of grapeshot. Then my ship hit a building and mickey mouse came falling out of it. He made this big smear on the sidewalk and a fat polar bear took a shit. My boat was destroyed so I was pretty pissed off so I dropkicked the bear in the face.
10-16-2005, 09:55 PM
Moshiur
niugnePelitsoH
10-17-2005, 07:00 AM
the_dude_of_darkness
I really wanted that baby to eat...
10-18-2005, 01:37 PM
Deadloader
ever wondered why the red sky is like blue but not yellow?