Who are these strange fat men and why are they eating my french fries and drawer full of free hotel peppermints?
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Who are these strange fat men and why are they eating my french fries and drawer full of free hotel peppermints?
3 words.
Double U.
Tee.
Eff.
couldn't have said it better myself lolQuote:
Originally posted by Duct Tape Man@54 Minutes Ago
3 words.
Double U.
Tee.
Eff.
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BECAUSE THEY RAN OUT OF PEACH JUICE!!!
OH.....
Thank you for clearing that up.
Are you a secret agent for these strange fat men?
I used to be...
I know their secret plan
they're collecting mint candies to try and build a weapon of mass destruction to launch mints at the US so that they can have free candy whenever they walk outside. But the twist is, they're not mints, theyre RITALIN TABLETS!!!
And their stealing the french fries so that they can put together a massive jet fighter to bomb the middle of the ocean and see what happens, because two midgets had a bet of $3000 that it would cause a massive tidal wave that would destroy the earth.
EDIT: ...shit. now the athouritative fat men are after me for revealing their secret.
I want some peppermints... :(
Peppermints.
Are.
Delightful.
Do you want a mint tonight?
Do you want to feel alright?
Then have some PEPPERMINT DELIGHT!!! *ding*!
Sorry Shurai, but the Strange Fat Men dislike rhymes and happiness, so you'd better hide your chocolate chair before they come drink all of the mustard in your refrigerator.
ILL EAT YOU ALLL
Not if i eat myself first!
Alright...
WHO STOLE MY CHOCOLATE THERMOMETER?!?
But it looked so nice :( Now the choclolate flavoured Mercury is killing me from the inside, then ill turn into one of the fat men but a super zombie version :(
ROB GIVE ME MY BEER!
EBIL!Quote:
Originally posted by Ben@28 Minutes Ago
But it looked so nice :( Now the choclolate flavoured Mercury is killing me from the inside, then ill turn into one of the fat men but a super zombie version :(
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*stabs ben where the sun dont shine.. with a pitchfork*
dick... its tasty :P
has anyone ever wondered what it would feel like to have a pole shoved through their stomachs?
Ive experianced it :)
I was bored so i grabbed a large pole and shoved it through my intestines :D As you do :P
I did it three times in the eye.
thats not in the stomach though
anyway, Ben knows what it feels like when you get stabbed with a picth fork where the sun dont shine... dont ya :)
yeah i was running once and a pole went straight thourhg my stomach .. you know .. as you do
Its still there, hospital can shut up :D Its staying where it is :P
it's like a fashionable bin i love binning beer in my garage while vacationing on my boat and sitting on toilets on the beach
OBLIVION FOR PRESIDENT!
TACO FOR DUMPSTER!
Presidency is overrated.
Ob.. you can be president
WHEN I AM RULER OF THE WORLD
*MWUAHAHAHAA... BWUAHHAHAAA*
So thatd tomorrow when the fat men have eaten everyone else ;)
I hurt in my everywhere.
mr hanson?
omg you got stabbed in the butt by a needle, i think i better phone a GOD DAMN A HAND ...
where's my apple?
oh thanks bud, you seem hungry for toilet paper? nope now get away from my cyupboard or i'll rip a new hole in your door and play darts with your yoghurt ....
noooo!!! not the ginger bread knife!!!! noooo!!! evil woman got thrown down a laundry chute ...
blalalpplalalalalbleughalabalabal
careful it's steamy up there
and oh now, they're hatching the phone in a plot for duey .. now get out opf the house nooooooo
do you hear what i hear?
do you see what i see?
way up in the sky!!!
do you hear what i hear? a song a song high above the trebleaughbleahugb
:o
dun dun dunnnnn!!!!
careful i've got a knife in my hand and i'm walking like i have rickets!!! don't eat my ginger bread men!!!
i maybe shouldn't have smoked that joint earlier ewwww ...
my blender has food in it
don't throw plates at me or i'll stab you with my kitchen knife
that was a roboto, not a creature oooh noooo the christmas tree is raping mee!!!
you know what i mean ;)
My spoon eat a weasel crossing the street. It got weasel disease all over it so I couldn't scoop my rice into my mouth.
It sucked, worst day ever. Fucking spoon.
I invented a sporchifestick today tooo...
Spoon, fork, knife and chopsticks into one handy dandy utensil!!!
Well i went to the loo right after my mummy said im a special boy :D
can you see what i see?
WAY UP IN THE SKY
no, sadly i cannot see it for it consumed my eyes, while i was falling out of a tree because i had no arms
but really farmers are indisponned , cause elastic clima
;) :lol: you have an elasic dick?
