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.... if you got problems like swallowing your socks, don't hesitate to ask ... i got eggs on my head... waaahhhhh!!! :(
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My helpdesk...
.... if you got problems like swallowing your socks, don't hesitate to ask ... i got eggs on my head... waaahhhhh!!! :(
I stepped in something wet..
EAT MY PUDDING!!!!
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I LIKE PUDDING
DON'T RIP MY UBER 1337 WORK N00BS!
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this ain't spam!!!
ask me advice i give you good advices... don't use my topic to spamm your way into a sandwich :o
Well SORRY. <_<
I have to pee really bad, but I don't want to get up, and I don't have a Catheter, or a bucket, or a bowl...What do I do?
Eat salmon and poop for 3 days straight .. should help you with those clows... yes clows .... :mellow:
I feel a fart coming but I really need to crap and the washroom is too far away. What should I do?
i have 3 golf balls ..what fish should i buy ??
If a rock fished a muffin from the top of the ground, which apple would equal six?
oh and, what happens to the giraffe?
welll that's obvious the hipoo quite obviously catches frogs in may... and as for the giraffe .. he eats spinach ... with a jork (a jewish fork)Quote:
Originally posted by the_dude_of_darkness+9 Hours Ago--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the_dude_of_darkness @ 9 Hours Ago)</div>crap in a cup and throw it in the snow ... :mellow:Quote:
I feel a fart coming but I really need to crap and the washroom is too far away.* What should I do?
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Get a CABBage fOR tonight brings... EGG OMMELETTES!!!Quote:
Originally posted by *Peng*@1 Hour Ago
i have 3 golf balls ..what fish should i buy ??
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If a rock fished a muffin from the top of the ground, which apple would equal six?
oh and, what happens to the giraffe?
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How does a man wet his whistle when his whistle is in a dry pond of wet quicksand with a tsunami brushing across it with a sandsurfer rocking out to surfer lingo looney tunes!!?!?!?!
I've been pondering that for years...
how does pie equal 3.14159265358979323846433832795-... if its blueberry? and how does that relate to british candycorn if potatoes drink turkey shreddings...
how do i cut an banana with my socks?
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a checkerboard were a checker squre?
and also is their any way to train an antelope to knit tea cozys out of used ventalation duct covers?
the answer to your first question is, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a checkerboard were a checker squre?Quote:
Originally posted by Shurai+19 Hours Ago--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shurai @ 19 Hours Ago)</div>...ow i got lego stuck in my headQuote:
How does a man wet his whistle when his whistle is in a dry pond of wet quicksand with a tsunami brushing across it with a sandsurfer rocking out to surfer lingo looney tunes!!?!?!?!
I've been pondering that for years...
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when blueberry is in the vicinity of eggs .. there's a strong possibility there are chickens looking for their dough so when you cook pie it ends up.. I WANT CANDYCORNQuote:
Originally posted by NxtDay@10 Hours Ago
how does pie equal 3.14159265358979323846433832795-... if its blueberry? and how does that relate to british candycorn if potatoes drink turkey shreddings...
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put a knife in your sock, but remember to take it out after.... i tried it once.. wasn't a pretty sight :mellow:Quote:
Originally posted by Dick@10 Hours Ago
how do i cut an banana with my socks?
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how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a checkerboard were a checker squre?
and also is their any way to train an antelope to knit tea cozys out of used ventalation duct covers?
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and for your second it's ... when flying around spain the rain is mainly falling on old people so just make them do it .. ;) :rolleyes:
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Deadloader, why do you make me giggle like a little girl hehe
2.
If farther christmas used to be green before coka cola turned him red how did bob turn pink when he was yellow because bills fart made fred masterbate into his mums ear?
does Santa Claus have pants?
See! Not even the great deadloader can answer that!! Looks like another lifetime of sleepless nights because of HIM! *glares at santa claus but really it ais a teddy*
how to make the brown tea from orange car?
how do u kill an EMOphilic squirrel?
1. because i'm .. erm... i'm deadloader the great masterfu.. who am i kidding.. i guess you are a girl ? or maybe you fancy mee.... :o :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Ben@Yesterday, 4:26 PM
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Deadloader, why do you make me giggle like a little girl hehe
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If farther christmas used to be green before coka cola turned him red how did bob turn pink when he was yellow because bills fart made fred masterbate into his mums ear?
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2. sherlock holmes once said, and i quote "the way to eat yoghurt through your nose is by straw" and so i say ... fuck sherlock holmes EAT MY PUDDING!!!
publically humiliate that twat :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Dick+Yesterday, 4:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dick @ Yesterday, 4:29 PM)</div>he has panties, pink frilly ones :lol:Quote:
does Santa Claus have pants?
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... impossible ... you have a swallow on your head .. :mellow:Quote:
Originally posted by Ben@17 Hours Ago
See! Not even the great deadloader can answer that!! Looks like another lifetime of sleepless nights because of HIM! *glares at santa claus but really it ais a teddy*
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eat it and spit it into a banana skinQuote:
Originally posted by Dick@17 Hours Ago
how to make the brown tea from orange car?
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how do u kill an EMOphilic squirrel?
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how many basketball players does it take to make custard pie? oh, and does the middle east really exist?
im dead , am i? or im sober?
if you are sober, you're dead .. :mellow: .. or dick .. or maybe i forgot :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Link-lemonade+14 Hours Ago--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Link-lemonade @ 14 Hours Ago)</div>it takes 2 basketball players to create a cream pie.. use custard and divide by 3Quote:
how many basketball players does it take to make custard pie? oh, and does the middle east really exist?
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im dead , am i? or im sober?
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My trouth looks like a vagina ( Austin P. :) )
What should I do?
go here
Well thanx deadloader... Couldn't figure that out myself :P
blah?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
well a wood chuck can chuck on average 92846383674383 logs a day, but seen as though they cant chuck would its pointless but if they could chuck would it would be around 0.0000037650027280000 the same as deadloader hehe
wood.
not would.
i know i just spelt it that way in places :lol:
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Originally posted by Dick@Yesterday, 5:09 PM
blah?
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