Ask Rabieshund-sensei

My name is Rabieshund-sensei. You ask questions, I answer. I have answer to everything. Can be about life. Can be about fight. You ask, I answer.

w.t.f. is safe walk?

what do beees eat?...

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w.t.f. is safe walk?

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AntidotexXx-kun. Safe walk is: you know karate, safe. You know karate not, safe. You know karate, I think so, you get squashed like tomato. Learn karate, stay out of trouble. Do not learn karate, stay out of trouble. Learn karate I think so, get into trouble.

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what do beees eat?...

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nazgul-chan. They eat karate I think so.

why do we sleep? what does karate stand for? where does the racoon shit?
thanks sensei

What is purpose of life being?
Is it goatse?
Is it kids in sandbox?
Or may it even be tubgirl?

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Originally posted by AntidotexXx@A Minute Ago
why do we sleep? what does karate stand for? where does the racoon shit?
thanks sensei

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AntidotexXx-kun. We sleep so we can train karate. Karate means open hand. Racoon shit in open hand if you know karate I think so.

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Originally posted by Ginta@2 Minutes Ago
What is purpose of life being?
Is it goatse?
Is it kids in sandbox?
Or may it even be tubgirl?

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Ginta-kun. OMFG YOUR SICK&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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Originally posted by Rabieshund@A Minute Ago
Ginta-kun. OMFG YOUR SICK&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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Allrighty then :D

sensie rabie-san....

why isnt my phone working?

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Originally posted by nazgul@A Minute Ago
sensie rabie-san....

why isnt my phone working?

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nazgul-chan. You own bad phone. You buy new one.

Why is space, space

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why did that guy get pwnd?>>http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2...g9yf8gq2pu.gif<<

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why is space, space

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rob-kun. Space is space because space was born space.

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AntidotexXx-kun. He knows karate I think so.

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Originally posted by HostilePenguin@14 Minutes Ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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HostilePenguin-san. Chicken not heard of old karate saying. Think road. Walk left side, walk safe. Walk right side, walk safe. Walk middle, sooner or later you get squashed like tomato.

sensei rabiesan----why is techno so hypnotic?


and how do you know the answer to everything?

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Originally posted by IndoSilver@13 Minutes Ago
sensei rabiesan----why is techno so hypnotic?
and how do you know the answer to everything?

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IndoSilver-kun. My name is Rabieshund-sensei. Techno helps concentrate. Just like Kata. Kata old japanese karate technique. Helps concentrate. I listen techno when I train karate. Me goes yup yup.

I have answer to everything because I am Rabieshund-sensei.

how elephants masturbate?

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Originally posted by Dick@14 Minutes Ago
how elephants masturbate?

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Dick-sempai. Elephants know karate. Karate means open hand. Elephants masturbate with open hand.

ok, then so how masturbate turtles? they dont have open hands

How big is the universe, master?&#33;

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Originally posted by bigfatguy6969@1 Hour Ago
How big is the universe, master?&#33;

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Only as large as you make it.

What happens if you eat a baby?

Can a male give birth?

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ok, then so how masturbate turtles? they dont have open hands

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Turtles masturbate not.

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Originally posted by bigfatguy6969@13 Hours Ago
How big is the universe, master?&#33;

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Originally posted by unit_number_43@12 Hours Ago
Only as large as you make it.

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unit_number_43-sempai. No, universe is 24598245629523652398742364968273562589723562398472 3463983257263473249x235987263295782365745456567524 7642576547656724352342358205923095205235235x235982 47225952985987237958237598274286528346219842347923 852450450923458729435 lightyears big. Learn.

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Originally posted by pinklemonade@11 Hours Ago
What happens if you eat a baby?

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pinklemonade-kun. If baby know karate, you get kick in groin. If baby know karate not, it jumps into stomach.

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Can a male give birth?

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Shurai-chan. Male can only give birth to energy from Kana. You learn Kana.

will you sex me up rabie-san?

okir Rabie-san , why the paper is white?

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Originally posted by deadloader@5 Minutes Ago
will you sex me up rabie-san?

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deadloader-kun. My name is Rabieshund-sensei. No. But I help you train karate. You get attractive to ladies. Ladies like karate.

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Originally posted by Dick@15 Minutes Ago
okir Rabie-san , why the paper is white?

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Dick-sempai. Paper white because sliced by fast hand.

Rabieshund - Sensei

1. How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
2. Do wet birds fly at night?
3. Will Tony Danza ever be straight?

How can a great man, such as you great sensi, have infinite wisdom, and know the answer to life, universe, and all?&#33;

What is the fourth dimension Martin-kun ?

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Originally posted by Rabieshund@11 Minutes Ago
Dick-sempai. Paper white because sliced by fast hand.

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and whos is the fast hand? and how is he/she/it doin it? and how its colorin to white?

and why the black border can be black if border block is black too?

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Rabieshund - Sensei

1. How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
2. Do wet birds fly at night?
3. Will Tony Danza ever be straight?

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hxck-kun.
1. The answer is (b.) 500 board feet.
2. They sleep like wet birds do.
3. No.

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Originally posted by bigfatguy6969@1 Hour Ago
How can a great man, such as you great sensi, have infinite wisdom, and know the answer to life, universe, and all?&#33;

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bigfatguy6969. I am sorry. No answer that. Then everyone would be Rabieshund-sensei. If knew secret.

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Originally posted by rob@1 Hour Ago
What is the fourth dimension Martin-kun ?

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rob-chan. Fourth dimension wicked.

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and whos is the fast hand? and how is he/she/it doin it? and how its colorin to white?

and why the black border can be black if border block is black too?

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Dick-sempai. You go to school. You learn. You not ask stupid question.

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Originally posted by Rabieshund@10 Minutes Ago
hxck-kun.
1. The answer is (b.) 500 board feet.
2. They sleep like wet birds do.
3. No.
bigfatguy6969. I am sorry. No answer that. Then everyone would be Rabieshund-sensei. If knew secret.
rob-chan. Fourth dimension wicked.
Dick-sempai. You go to school. You learn. You not ask stupid question.

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Wrong, fourth dimension is time

I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN RABIESHUND SENSEI&#33;

B)

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Originally posted by rob@12 Minutes Ago
Wrong, fourth dimension is time

I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN RABIESHUND SENSEI&#33;

B)

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rob-chan. Did Rabieshund-sensei ever say fourth dimension was NOT time? Exactly. And as punishment, you practice Kana two days.

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Originally posted by Rabieshund@A Minute Ago
rob-chan. Did Rabieshund-sensei ever say fourth dimension was NOT time? Exactly. And as punishment, you practice Kana two days.

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You were just waiting for me to reply... so you could copy my ideas

BLASPHEMY&#33;&#33;&#33;


(i know its not, but i like accusing people of it.)

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Originally posted by Rabieshund@1 Hour Ago
hxck-kun.
1. The answer is (b.) 500 board feet.
2. They sleep like wet birds do.
3. No.
bigfatguy6969. I am sorry. No answer that. Then everyone would be Rabieshund-sensei. If knew secret.
rob-chan. Fourth dimension wicked.
Dick-sempai. You go to school. You learn. You not ask stupid question.

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ok so u dont know anything , :( i will never ask you again :(

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Originally posted by Dick@A Minute Ago
ok so u dont know anything , :( i will never ask you again :(

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LETS START THE REBELLION&#33;

NINJA GUERILLA TACTICS > KARATE&#33;