Fu*k!!!!!

Quote:

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I have reviewed your resume for our energy registration position. We would
like to invite you for an orientation and interview session on Thursday,
February 9 at 12:30 or Friday, February 10 at 12:30.

Our address is 50 Richmond Street East, Suite 112. That’s in Oshawa at the
corner of Mary and Richmond Streets. Postal code for map search is L1G 7C7.
Phone 905-435-1052.

Registering customers for natural gas and electricity programs.
English language and good communication skills are necessary.
Excellent pay package.
Stock options.


Dress code: business attire
Website www.universalenergy.ca

Regards,

Catherine
Email me your response to ccisco@universalenergy.ca

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This was in my e-mail. I just checked it. One day late god damn!
AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!& #33;!!!!
Oh man I need to check my professional e-mail more often.
*insert long profound swearing*

Gah! I coulda had a real job for once!!!! AAAAAhhhhhhhhhh!
College woulda been good to go maybe!

And worst loss of all.....STOCK OPTIONS!!!!
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuu!!!!!

Cisco. My dad used to work for them i think ^_^

It's Universal Energy Corp :P. Work in the energy industry has alot of good boosts, thats one of the positions you should try to aim for.

It's a shame you missed out, but there will be other chances later on. ;P

Maybe he just tried to trick me with his email address then O.O ->

Work in the energy industry has alot of good boosts

Intended joke? haha

Never thought of it that way...

hahahahahah

So email the person again?

Say you "regret to inform them that you were out of time and would like to request antoher meeting"

Duh doesn't anyone use their brains. j/k

Well we are guys, do we have brains? :o
If we do then i must be missing something...

True....

Hmm, I guess then you can share mine?

yay

*Snatches all of Angell's brain*

Mwuahahahahah now i can do 2things at once!!!!

bleh *no brain can't says sexual things *

Ahhh no!!!!

*Gives half of brain back to Angell*

There you go :)

YAY!!


PENIS!

What it's a sexual thing?

Thank god i gave that side back :lol:

I dont want to go round saying penis O_o

Yay cause THAT would be weird

You guys are wierd....
And yeah, I sent a reply requesting another interview.

to be hnest if they're that unprofessional to send an e-mail it isn't worth going.. it's what i've learnt in GNVQ like begiiner stuff, contact options pros and cons

It was sent via e-mail due to my resume having been posted on Monster.com

hmm still sucks, don't you have a postage address or phone number on there?

Yeah I do, but whatever, I live right down the street from them actually, so I guess they saved on postage and phone fees?

Jyust barge in the office, slap the receptionist with a wet fish or penis, your choice,

Barge in again, say "Listen up mother fuckers, this is a raid!!!! Gimme all ya dosh now mother fuckers..."

Get the money, walk out, by a taxi, by a slave, get the slave to drive you Monkey Planet *Scientists still have not found out about this* Buy a monkey suit, go back into the job place and get a job ^_^

I tried that but the lady liked the fish.

Well slap her with teh penieee

You forgot to mention about the psycopathic trance of doom that one must enter before penis slapping people.. OR you could erect penis thrust them in the eye hahahah that'd pwn

From across the room.

In the other bulding :\

From half way around the world hehe ^_^

On another planet

well matter appears out of no where , so mine just keeps getting bigger :P

Ouch Dale, you hit me.

Until it gets so big you can not fit it into a black hole

haha i am t3h black hole filler!

I should post some of my "oh shit" emails. I get them all the time (legal problems, threats, etc -_-).

They must be nice to get so often.

Meh i just get chain letters, so i block the sender ^_^