Confessions

Thread for crazy confessions

I had lesbian sex >.>

Wow...you did? Are you a bisexual? or just somehting that happened once?

Well...hmmmm I one time made out wiht my best friends's g/f...and got caught by him...

No no longer bi cause I found out I REALLY like guys.

It was just a "Hey lets try this"

Plus my ex-master kept telling me to try it

lol ok...yay now i have a chance :P

Well anybody else gotta confession?

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I poked holes in water-melons that are cut in half in the super-market..

does that count?

Yes, Cause that's just fun

lol


Well i egged 27 houses in total on Halloween and stole candy from the blind lady[the blind lady thing is a lie] but i did egg the houses :P

Ermmmmm i have but i can't realy remember any, give me a while, something while pop inot my head

I got no confessions.. just myself

:)

I took advantage of my gilfriend the first night we met. She was incredibly drunk and I was incredibly horny.

By the way, Angell... lesbian sex? You're too young to be doing that :|

i'm 17 what are you my father or just jealous you didn't get to at least watch?

Ermm second one :(

sawie

Next time Ben

lol you better video tape it for us all to see!

hehe :lol:

what about deadyloady?

I...

Heh. Interesting thread.

haha i remembered one

I had piles a bit ago, man it was painful shitting >.<

XD plus some more XD

Well is DeadLoader a chick?

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Originally posted by A.FIRE.INSIDE@2 Minutes Ago
XD plus some more XD

Well is DeadLoader a chick?

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deadloader is a guy who&#39;s emo. so yes. he&#39;s a chick.



lets see
I cried to a few songs sometimes. I&#39;m so emo.



























not emo. :lol:

There is quite a few Emo looking ppl here

yay Angell u got a point&#33; i love htis, i have tons of friend like this, they already get drunk and theyre kissing, i love that :D

OMFG, i was just telling my ex how tight she is for going behind her BF&#39;s back, now she tells me she used him to get over me, ive just been owned, and sent on a guilt trip :&#092;

Ow man. Definately sounds like a BOOM&#33; HEADSHOT&#33;

Just flow with the go.

oooooo this is just making Ben think and his head is hurting....

We wernt even that close :huh:

i ccidentally killed my pet bunny... i stil feel bad for it.. iiiiiiii.. can&#39;t remember much. oh yeah whenever i get sent out of a lesson i just standthere and do fuck all.. i&#39;ve given teachers mental breakdowns from my randomness and constantly gettingup in class, i may have to go see a pyschiatrist this tuesday, i&#39;m no pyscho just a bit depressed.. i have cried to songs i look like an emo but i&#39;m not, i say i don&#39;t want sex but my dick tells me otherwise .. still staying strong though no sex for me until it&#39;s legal :D

...errrr i think that&#39;s about half of them.. you were expecting crazy ones like me one getting so pissed i lay on a taxi bonet for 30 minutes singing there she goes just&#39;a walking in the snow... and falling out of a tree and being hung upside down by my pants on a brach and accidentally peeing my self... :mellow: ...

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you were expecting crazy ones like me one getting so pissed i lay on a taxi bonet for 30 minutes singing there she goes just&#39;a walking in the snow... and falling out of a tree and being hung upside down by my pants on a brach and accidentally peeing my self...* :mellow: ...

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HaHa

Actually i was expecting more of this:

Well one day i took a crap, it looked at me funny so i dived down after it, i grabbed it by its neck but it ran off. After a lnog chase through the sewers i found an enchanted poo poo land...

etc. etc.

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i&#39;m 17 what are you my father or just jealous you didn&#39;t get to at least watch?

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Yeah.. You&#39;ve got me. I enjoy the jailbait lesbian sex.

any chance you documented the lesbian sex?

No it was private between me and my ex girlfriend one was a christmass gift the other was a "hey we aven&#39;t seen each other in a while and lets screw over your b/f" who I hated >.< He was so pissed that I had her first.

lol tsk tsk...thats quite funny :P

I think so.

I went to Barnes and Noble once and I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section.

I once got a blowjob during christmas, and my mom thought I was sleeping for "santa claus".

And I eat all the fruits at the grocery store without buying them... lol.

i could post a lesbian kissing between mine friends in pub i recorded on my cellphone, but i dunno how to convert it from .3gp or w/e is the nokia movie format to avi... :blink: :D

I fried my pet stick insects once? Left them alone in the sun and they frazzled... o.o
nothing more exciting than that im afraid.. unless the fact i like making people cry counts as a confession?

wooooo :lol:

Ermmm i want to confess something else but i dinot think theres anything left ermmmm

I love alcohol, but i aint an alki, i just drink a lot...

Well i did but i ever since Xmas eve i aint drunk much :lol: Its a long story but basically something bad happend and i still don&#39;t know what, and on Xmas day
(my fav day of the year) i was really ill and fucked over <_<

The bibles is funny

I like my boss >.>

I like Angell&#39;s boss O.O

The smell of him after he smokes gets me horny >.>

I like Angell <3