Things you can't (or is hard to) do

I want to hear about things that aren't physically possible to do. And not things like "jump off a cliff and live, while running off of it with 3 busses tied to your back."
Things like:
Less than 5% of the population can touch their thumb to their wrist. (The bottom of your wrist, where emo kids cut themselves.) Its more like your forearm when you do it though.
Less than about 2% of the population can lick their elbows.
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It's impossible to tickle yourself (there IS a way, but thats not to be discussed here...;)) because to be tickled requires you to be surprised and if you are going to do it to yourself then your brain anticipates it.

There's a really good one.. put a chair against a wall, then stand behind the chair. you want your head to touch the wall, with your back straight, and bend as low as you can. Try picking the chair straight up, no bending your knees!

Men can't (usually) do it, but women can.

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Put your .. I'm going to use right for the sake of ease.

Put your right foot up against a wall. Also put your right shoulder up against the same wall. Now, without removing your shoulder or foot out of contact with the wall, raise your left leg.

Or... For you lefties.

Put your left foot up against a wall. Also put your left shoulder up against the same wall. Now, without removing your shoulder or foot out of contact with the wall, raise your right leg.


^_^

This may help ( my secxily drawn diagram )

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8904/wo...wowowowo5bu.png

BTW you won't get ANYWHERE without the link provided.

Mmmmmm...floating pie.

the leg moving up looks like something unsavoury

try put ur arm around ur neck and touch the ear closest to the arm ur putting around

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Put your .. I&#39;m going to use right for the sake of ease.

Put your right foot up against a wall. Also put your right shoulder up against the same wall. Now, without removing your shoulder or foot out of contact with the wall, raise your left leg.

Or... For you lefties.

Put your left foot up against a wall. Also put your left shoulder up against the same wall. Now, without removing your shoulder or foot out of contact with the wall, raise your right leg.
^_^

This may help ( my secxily drawn diagram )

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8904/wo...wowowowo5bu.png

BTW you won&#39;t get ANYWHERE without the link provided.
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excelent drawing&#33;&#33; i wish i could draw like u&#33;&#33; lol... but what is suppose to happen?

You won&#39;t be able to lift your leg up ^_^ Without taking your shoulder and foot away from the wall.

i dont know if i did it right but i was able to move my leg.. i pressed my left sholder up agaisnt my wall then pressed my left foot agaisnt the wall(toes first).

I would try but I have pulled a muscle in my left leg so I can barely walk on it >:&#39;(

nah it has to be the side of your foot ^_^

This one is kinda hard to do, but not by most of the vistors here, since it utilizes both sides of your brain.
Sit in a chair, and (right-handed) spin your right foot in a clockwise circle and try to draw a "6" with your right hand. Lefties, use your left foot and left hand.

I can do that GS, along with the thumb thing.

Only with my left thumb though, not my right =)

I dunno why that is. My left hand is stronger then my right, if that has anything to do with it.

I believe the left hand thumb joint is generally way more flexible (double-jointed*). The only "double-jointed" people i know all have it on their left thumb. Is it the same case with you?


*Double-jointed is just an expression, you really dont have two joints, it is just that your joint is very, very flexible

my fave to do to people is to take ur finger and to put it right under other persons nose. now tell the person to walk forward, they won&#39;t be able to. pretty neat that one finger can stop a whole person.

Yea, i know a guy who can wrap his arm around his head. HE uses his right arm, wraps it around his head and touches his right ear. It&#39;s like.. wtf...

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the leg moving up looks like something unsavoury

try put ur arm around ur neck and touch the ear closest to the arm ur putting around
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I can do that spikee, i do it all the time whenever the "stupid human tricks" topic comes up in school or at lunch. In fact, i can reach my index finger like all the way into my ear...it&#39;s crazy.

Lick your elbow bitches&#33;&#33;&#33;

I&#39;ve seen loadsa people do that ^_^

touch your nose with your big toe ^_^ without using your hands hahah

1/2000 people can give themselves.. bjs..

:lol:

Dont even tell me if you can ><

i havn&#39;t even thought of that .. let alone tried it rob :lol: it&#39;s kind of sick to be honest.. :lol:

I agree.. someone just told me :lol:

Btw. I showed this link to dale on msn.

10v3 155y. h4x0r 1337 says:
Hahah lucky bastards &#33;XD
Rob says:
dude your sick
10v3 155y. h4x0r 1337 says:
nah it would be cool xD

^^ It would be &#33; Not for the end bit... that&#39;d be done by hand =/ Eww... self eater&#33; XD

You are seriously.. fucked in the head.

Oh and i also think, manson had a rib taken out so he could do this. Not 100% sure :P someone told me that to.

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1/2000 people can give themselves.. bjs..
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FRLFORFLRO I&#39;m sure the government pours millions of dollars into that research.

:D

Im not sure, mighta been 1/1000 actually.

Lets do a count here, we have over 1000 members

XD

I can lick my nose&#33; :D

i can lick my elbow, and touch my wrist with my thumb, and touch my nose with my big toe without using my hands :D
but i cheat with the big toe with no hands thing, luckily i can reach my legs around my head, but not without help from my hands ;p so i bend my other knee and balance my other foot on that and press my face into my foot >:] mwaha.

anyway, my thing is:
put ur hand on the table and only bend ur middle finger (so it kinda goes under ur hand)
so u should have only 3 finger tips and 1 thumb touching the table. one by one try and lift up ur fingers. ull find that u cant seem to lift ur ring finger (or not much). i have no idea why that is though ;&#092;

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i can lick my elbow, and touch my wrist with my thumb, and touch my nose with my big toe without using my hands :D
but i cheat with the big toe with no hands thing, luckily i can reach my legs around my head, but not without help from my hands ;p so i bend my other knee and balance my other foot on that and press my face into my foot >:] mwaha.

anyway, my thing is:
put ur hand on the table and only bend ur middle finger (so it kinda goes under ur hand)
so u should have only 3 finger tips and 1 thumb touching the table. one by one try and lift up ur fingers. ull find that u cant seem to lift ur ring finger (or not much). i have no idea why that is though ;&#092;
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You can do ALL that stuff? :( Lucky.. you skinny though, thats probably why :P (no offense lol :P Thats a good thing)

And about the ring finger, its because (i think) the tendons are semi-joined together between the middle and ring, so it makes it harder.. i can lift it about 1cm though ^_^

The finger thing is because your fingers are like .. joined in twos i think ( minus the thumb)... that&#39;s why if you bend one finger more go with it ^_^


Anyways. Try and do this FAST ->

if i were to number my fingers 1234 ( thumb is not included )

Put your hand on a table, and lift up 1 & 3, and then put them down and lift up 2 & 4

Good for co-ordination ^_^ I can do it uber fast :P

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1/2000 people can give themselves.. bjs..

:lol:

Dont even tell me if you can ><
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Sorry to bring this back up, but... wtf.
Thats like that stem-cell research shit. You would be eating like a kabillion of unborn-babies.

BTW, I&#39;m sure its more than 1/2000, but that generally isn&#39;t the type of fetish people would be proud enough about it to go around answering surveys like that. :blink:

You would be eating like a kabillion of unborn-babies

I just meant that they could reach dude, not that they actually did.. geees :|

And they might not swallow :lol:

Drinking more than 3Litres of water in one sitting. No one can do that. :D

Don&#39;t try it either.

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the leg moving up looks like something unsavoury

try put ur arm around ur neck and touch the ear closest to the arm ur putting around
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Done and done. Both arms.

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Drinking more than 3Litres of water in one sitting. No one can do that. :D

Don&#39;t try it either.
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What like.. one after each other? ill do it roflrorlforlforlf :mellow:

jeez he said not to.
I guess thats another thing you can&#39;t do: listen.

Muwhahahaha I can easily lick my elbow because my right arm is double jointed in the elbow and the shoulder joint ^^ I can twist my arm slightly over 360 degress&#33;

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The finger thing is because your fingers are like .. joined in twos i think ( minus the thumb)... that&#39;s why if you bend one finger more go with it ^_^
Anyways. Try and do this FAST ->

if i were to number my fingers 1234 ( thumb is not included )

Put your hand on a table, and lift up 1 & 3, and then put them down and lift up 2 & 4

Good for co-ordination ^_^ I can do it uber fast :P
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LoL i can&#39;t do that slow.
I can touch my wrist with my thumb, thats about it. ^_^

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Drinking more than 3Litres of water in one sitting. No one can do that. :D

Don&#39;t try it either.
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why is that?