Learned from the best

Rob and I were talking over msn and the topic was how to give yourself a blowjob. Rob seemed to have alot experience, so you could say that I learned from the best.

He told me that if you bend your knees over your shoulder, you can be able to reach it with your mouth so that you can give yourself a bj. Doesn't that sound nice? I thought so too, so I gave it a shot and it totally worked!

Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
HELL YEAH IT WORKS
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
omg your sick
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
are you actually serious
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
Do you have a position for licking my own ass too?

He didn't have that. :(

-Rob. Love Rach- says:
dont say that i do it or anything

But that would be a lie! We all know you do it now. :)

ROFL

XDXD good times.

Ive never tried that btw XD Someone told me, i cant remember who the fuck it was.

ps. now dales trying it :mellow: :lol:

Dont ask how we came onto talkin about it.. lol its a looong story (about us pretending to be chavs, tlkin lyk dis, then he said he was gona suck himself, and i basically said its possible XD)

Come on, don't lie! We want the truth, Rob. The truth. :)

Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
Ah well well! I think I'm gonna go suck myself now
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
So long (you get it, loooooong)
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
Ok, worst joke ever

Lol.. whose sick now?

and i dont, that is the truth, never tried.. and never wil cause its sick.. :P

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-Rob. Love Rach- says:
wait
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
Just wanted to say
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
your only suckin yerself cause you cant get a real girl ;p
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
rofl
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
No
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
I'm gay
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
DUH

-Rob. Love Rach- says:
hey
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
Hey dude, zup?
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
just wondering..
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
have you ever tried to suck your own dick?
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
Uhm, no.. Why?
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
its really nice, you should try it
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
So, you've done it?
-Rob. Love Rach- says:
yeh
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
That's kool
Rabieshund | There'd be no distance that could hold us back says:
How do you do it?

And so on! :)

lawl @ you guys, ure both sick :P :lol:

hahaha you guys are amazing :D

OMG he so made that one up!

Rabies is mean :(

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OMG he so made that one up&#33;

Rabies is mean :(
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hehe i figured :P

And you can tell cause i never say Zup.. and i wouldnt do that anyway

plus i always start convos with martin with liek "KAZAWAI&#33;" etc :)

yeah, it&#39;s actually impossible to bj yourself unless you take out your ribcage...

Trust me, I&#39;ve tried :lol:

i hope your both learned something from this..
besides how to suck yourself (nudge nudge)

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RANDAL
That&#39;s nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How&#39;d he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That&#39;s embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck
his own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...

83.


DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven&#39;t you ever tried to
suck your own dick?

DANTE
No&#33;

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You&#39;re so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my
own dick?

RANDAL
No, because you won&#39;t admit to it.
As if a guy&#39;s a fucking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You&#39;re as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You&#39;ve tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On
his bed, doubled over himself with
his legs on top. Dick in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

84.


RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your dick?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner of
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.
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clerks, woot.

See, some people can XD And i havent tried it..

I&#39;m not sick&#33; I&#39;m just kool. :(

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And you can tell cause i never say Zup.. and i wouldnt do that anyway

plus i always start convos with martin with liek "KAZAWAI&#33;" etc :)
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Wtf, I said "zup"&#33; You said "hey"&#33; >;[ And I didn&#39;t make that up&#33; You said that&#33; :P

hahah 43 clerks is amazing&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D you looking out for clerks 2?

The bigger the penis, the easier to reach.

That&#39;s why I can reach mine in a snap :lol:

Rob has some explaining to do ;) Teach me muah

it&#39;s times like these....that make me glad i joined this ....*ahem* very openminded community lol :lol:

Lol. I&#39;ll admit I&#39;ve tried =P

;) :wub:

i tried but because of growing pains i can&#39;t bend my back or knees that far XD damnit... i think i&#39;m turning oldman stylie&#33;

Take yoga.

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Take yoga.
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hahahaha

this is worth a shot

Erm................

Crofty you need to post our late night discussion haha

Pish funneh

You shoulda heard ours last night.. i was tryin to be serious and he was pissin about >.< Lawl, i went offline and i got messages today (offline ones) saying "Oi, stop wanking and get back here" forl (I wasnt btw ;))

Lmfao Sure Rob... Sure..