Freestyle

I just thought of something lame but let's all make up a cool freestyle. It doesn't have to match the previous but it might be fun to.

I'll start:

Yo, yo, yo, my name is Funky Joe, I've got a Hoe and her name is Moe, OH!

LOL! :)

Who's Next?

see i am wonder mike, i like to say hello, i rock to the white the red and the brown, the purple and yellow. ! :D Wicked tune

Now that's what I' talking about. Some good freestyles right there. Keep them coming people. I know you got some.

Yo mac, this aint rap, it's just crap
Rap, hip hop, r and b
I'd like to shit on all of the three
Don't call me emo just cuz I listen to metal
At least I don't look retarded while acting all ghetto.

w3rd.

That's an awesome one man. Did you just come up with that? It made me laugh.

I've got another, now it's not original but it's so funny:

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general
tso

I'm-a give it to you now

Who like my chopstick

hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow

If you wanna see me eat Jell-O

I never seen nothin' like you before

I can kick you higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi

Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?

Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not
in real life

You will fall down and break a leg

Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't

but I like fried rice and I got lice

Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice

that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice

Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty

fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI
YA!

War when I hit you with the shit do a split

Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu

Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah

Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away

Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe

Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits

WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!

I can kick you if you don't pay the bill

And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch

Everything cost a little bit

So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang
Chewie

I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong

I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long

And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong

I can get you and tackle you take you never see me

When I get you and make you

Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all
my rage

Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come
napalm me

God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city

Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin

God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye

And if you wanna come on in

You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI
YA

Can't be tamed

I got shit to control your brain and it's called

Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main

So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!

No wok tow ung di day

HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?

huhhhuhu huh

You can watch the video of this rap here:

Funny Freestyle

I made mine up as I went, and I LOLed when I read it out loud, :D

It's a great one man. Did you check out the video I put up in my post? It's so funny, well the song is at least. :)

Haha I read the song it's fucked up but funnay. I'm afraid I don't want to see the video *twitches*

It's not scary or diturbing, and if you don't want to watch it just put it on and minimize it so you can at least listen to it.

Ok.

*watches.*

Lmao!! His voice is silly.

It's great right?

LOL! That guy is so funny. :)

Hero man, you think your good,think you can rhyme,
well guess what man your whack, your shit, dont waste yah time,
Dont quite yah day job, dont leave ya wife
Coz all ur gonna do is lose ya life.

You dont know jack 'bout rap, You like that rock, that shit
Get some better taste, come back and suck my co*k, take my hit
Im out, out of this place, there aint no space, not for crap like you



haha shit but oh well

(Nothing personal there btw Lol)

Summertime, with da booze in da car
Driving to da beach, it aint so far
Gonna smack some (some tight niggah ass)
We gotta move fastah, cuz I am the mastah

True dat bro! We gonna smack some hoe
Them bitches keep falling like CJ and his foes
Rulers on da street with some mad gangsta beat
All you foo's make use of your feet
Cuz me and Lil' Rab (that's me) are here ya
To turn up the heat

Yeh, that's right

So dance like mad while we smack your asses
But plz make sure that you aint got gasses
Lowridahz, lowridahz, we drive around in lowridahz
So shake that ass, make it tight
We gonna throw a party
THEN A HUGE FIGHT!!