What is the worst thing that has ever happend to you?

-Ive been stabbed.

-Run over by a car.

-Knocked down my best friend for no apperent reason with a blow to the face(Seriously, thats bad for your social life. People thought i was crazy and wouldnt talk to me for a while.)

-When i was little, and i hadnt been able to ride a bike for long. I was going down this huge hill. Now at the bottom of the hill was a handrail. So i was going down towards the handrail at an awsome speed, and my breaks broke. And i had to much speed to just turn. So my head that was just sitting high enough on my shoulders BANGED into the handrail. I flew under with my bike, and my bike landed ontop of me. And it took a while before someone helped me. I couldnt move. That was scary man...

Whoa.. that sucks haha.

Nothing really bad has happened to me. Only almost happened, and I can't remember most of them.

Wow... You boring...

ummm the most painful thing? I've had my knee cap kicked out of place 5 or 6 times. I swear to god its one of the most painful things. It hurts so fucking bad for like 2 minutes straight the first time it happens. I'd rather get pucnhed in the face. The length of time it hurts for lessens each time but it is still a bitch. Yeah my left knee is really bad now, the last time it happend I was walking down a hill and I heard a loud pop, it was my knee, and I just started rolling down the hill. My friends were laughing their asses off, while I was in emense pain, they didnt know though. It would have looked pretty funny though. :rolleyes: I was also going super fast on my bike when I was little and my jeans got caught in the chain. The bike and I went skidding across the pavement.

this didnt happen to me but to a friend of mine. i thought it was hilarious so i had to share. he shit his pants in traffic court. i was there to drive him cause he had his license revoked and we were out drinking the night before and when he was standing in front of the judge...he shat himself. he had to go for about 30 minutes but you cant just walk out on a court proceeding. apparently he couldnt hold it anymore. i almost got kicked out of the courtroom for laughing so loud. funniest shit i ever saw. hands down.

The most painful thing I can think of that happened to me recently was a couple months ago, when I was biking to school. I was biking on the road, and really fast too, and as I was getting nearer to the school, there were a bunch of stopped cars lined up in front of one of the lights. Then some genius decided to open up the car door, while I was biking down the road. The breaks weren't working on my bike that day for some reason, so I smashed right into t he door and went flying forwards (headfirst) into the door. It hurt.

got run over

i got arrested.. theft, although i didn't do it, i was just enough of a dumbass to be there. worst day of my life, easily.

playing a game of chicken on bikes and ran straight into my friend flew off..

playing football and broke my elbow unusual break too..

again my elbow broke again when something happened but i've got a bad memory so can't remember what..

broke my humerous when i got slammed out of a hammock when i was 11.. also .. can't really remember.. heck i can't remember any of these..

flew off a make shift swift and dropped 10ft and scraped all up my wrists and i think i fractured it.. but can't remember..

when i was 7 or 9.. i forget.. i was swinging on this very large industrial gates when it came off and crushed me.. and i think that's the reason for my bad memory <.<

something which started my phobia of small places, playing a game of hide and seek and hid in a closet in 1 of the caravans, one of my brother's pyscho friends decided to lodge a large pole between the door and the other side and i almost suffocated and died

had my heartbroken, been messed around, hit in the face with a guitar and knocked unconcious, knocked off a ride and into a fence..again unconcious when i was 4 too so almost could've died if it was any worse, strangled passed out, fell out of a tree and got stabbed by the branch and hit my head on a brick wall, fallen from a fence and my arm was cut open.. and ruined my favourite jeans GRRR!.. shit loads.. i think the gate one is the worst since i think it has affected my mind pretty bad i mean my memory is dreadful the only reason i know stuff about my past is because my friends or family remind me.. i can't remember anything prior to a year ago.. well barely anything some things come and go but mostly nothing's there..

My exgirlfriend broke up with me as I was making plans to take her up to our beautiful cabin on a lake in Wisconsin. Broke my heart and I spent the worst week of my life up there in withdrawl.

Then my pet fish, Fish died.

damn, poor fish.. i hope you gave fish a funeral.. and heartbreak is a bitch.. and so was the girl who gave it to me.. i mean i was only 12/13 but it sucked more than a hoe.. though i don't remember it much.. <.<

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Originally Posted by deadloader

damn, poor fish.. i hope you gave fish a funeral.. and heartbreak is a bitch.. and so was the girl who gave it to me.. i mean i was only 12/13 but it sucked more than a hoe.. though i don't remember it much.. <.<

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damn gates ^.^

Damn Deadloader... You are worse than me... I also got a bad memory from all the headblows...

BTW, NEVER NEVER EVER tie your bike to a tree and start cycling... Its not good for ya...

hahaha i've done that like jackass style shit.. but yeah i have an aweful memory things like last christmas are starting to fade away, i have no sense of time though to help out with that i visualise the year in colour coded sections with a time line and blocks for holidays and shit it's like one big cycle of things i can't explain it.. but it's the only way i can figure out like things in my head and it's not helping much any more.. i don't think i've got llike some kind of long time dementia which will get worse over the years i think it's at it's worst now things from about a year ago are starting to fade away, i can't remember joining the void any more XD

yeah yeah.. damn gates..
by the way when you said damn gates i thought you were ranting at bill gates then.. so yeah damn gates.. and damn the bill kind too..

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Originally Posted by Criss

BTW, NEVER NEVER EVER tie your bike to a tree and start cycling... Its not good for ya...

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lmao im going to have to try that, made me lol irl :p

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Originally Posted by Criss

Damn Deadloader... You are worse than me... I also got a bad memory from all the headblows...

BTW, NEVER NEVER EVER tie your bike to a tree and start cycling... Its not good for ya...

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iLike your sigs ma nig

we need to battle

ive gotten shanked in the leg

I got a blade through my knee....

I remember I had an eye infection in my left eye when I was 8, was blind in that eye for a week and after that needed glasses.

1st: Broke arm sledding into a tree...
2nd: Got butt raped by a skateboard coming off a high rail...
3rd: Got jumped and shot in the same night...
4rth: Got hit by a car then hit a wooden fence...

but its all good now... im back in shape and nothing bad has happend to me for a long time. =]

i fell out of my taxi on the way home on saturday night :/
was still moving aswell haha my chin is a right ol' mess

wow well i dunno just some usual broken bones, knee out of place few times, like 20x twisted ankle and stuff, ice-hockey is dangerous =D

but i think worse was when i spend the night in holdin cell at police station for doin graffitti.

and one year later i had to testify against one drug dealer at the serious court, worst thing ever.

Wiped out on my road bike and hit my funny bone <_>

Dumbest thing I ever did in my life was probably diving into a hot tub.

I was saw your face. :D i joke.

Probably when I climbed on my roof and my friend tried to push me into the pool and I missed.

Well, stupidest thing I did was punch a wall....I apparently hit right where a stud was and broke my writing hand. Now I can write with my left and my right hand:D.
And one time my friend and I tried to launch me onto his roof by using a trampoline. I almost did it...except I flipped in the air and landed on the ground. Probably would have broken my neck if I hadnt rolled at the last second in midair.

Detox.

ahhh.
snowboarding, hit a jump with too much speed and lose it in the air, you know you're fucked and cant do anything.
Hit the ground from like 10-15 feet up right onto your back/ass.
funn!

uhh once i was on the handlebars of a bike and we were riding, and we decided it was a good idea to try to go no hands.
it wasn't

i've got way to many..

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Well, stupidest thing I did was punch a wall

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i've done that/broken my hand so many times...

I stabbed myself in the face with my pencil today in calculus. Bled down my face and my incredibly eccentric teacher didn't notice.

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Originally Posted by Virtue

I stabbed myself in the face with my pencil today in calculus. Bled down my face and my incredibly eccentric teacher didn't notice.

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HAHAHAHAA LMAo

I accidentally shut my pocket knife on my hand.

I cant tell you how many times I've been knocked out from PKing. I've probably gotten way too many concussions.

probly broken my leg in a fun house.
also me my friends had a fire goin in the back yard then it started dieing on us so we decided to put gasoline on it.