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here's how it goes.
one person wishes for something they want. the next person then grants that wish, and then states a consequence. example:
"person A: i wish i was rich and famous."
"person B: wish granted, but now you're hooked on crack and on the dole. i wish i had a trillion dollars."
"person C: wish granted. ten seconds later, a trillion dollars in coin falls out of your ceiling and crushes you. i wish for.."
i wish i had a tricycle.
Wish granted, but there are no breaks D:
I wish I died.
Mwuaahaha
wish granted. you spend an eternity in the fiery depths of hell, which is much like sitting through a Cher concert.
i wish i had some new speakers.
Wish ganted. The volume is stuck on 400dB, your eardrums just popped.
I wish you were dead.
Wish granted. I die, and am resurrected as a king on a tropical island full of naked women between the ages of 16 and 19 and a half.
I wish i was a lumberjack
You become the lumbjerjack from monty python, destined for a future of crossdresssing.
I wish there were no wishes.
wish granted, but not really because you wish there were no wishes so therefore your wish was not granted, and granted.
I wish I had a nicer computer.
wish granted; you become obsessed with your new shiny computer and never go outside again, because you are scared of the sun.
i wish i had some pie
wish granted, the pie eats you..
I wish pirates would butt rape my teacher
wish granted, but their need for anal sex isn't satisfied and they rape you next.
I wish I wasn't at school.
Wish granted, your now sick at home like me, which sucks even more. Well.. not really, but you later die, I dont.
I wish I wasnt ill =(
You are no longer ill, you are cured from everything in the universe you are never ill, so scientists think you are a freak and poke sticks up your bum for tests every day of your life.
I wish I had a very well paid job
Wish granted, you get to take over a company which will give you a big amount of money, but the maffia burns your company building(s) to the ground, shoots your family and beats you to death, because they wanted in.
I wish I had sex.
Wish Granted. You got gay anal with the elephant man.
I wish you wouldnt reply.
way to kill the topic
wish not granted, burn
i wish my gf would forgive me
Wish granted, she forgives you, but only by sleeping with your best friend.
I wish I was best in the world at everything.
wish granted. millions of people become jealous, and rioters destroy your house and everything close to you.
i wish i had a rally car.
Wish Granted. you get the rally car and crash into chuck norris and he didnt die...
I wish someone would post on my threads :)
wish granted, you crash and burn in a giant fire, for which i use to light my fat blunt..
I wish my weed would hurry up and get here..
Wish granted, they rushed it for you so it is not matured, therefore its shit. Shit weed = not a good high so you kill yourself
I wish i never cheated on my GF
granted. she loves you more than ever now that you are married (so you never get to go anywhere because shes gonna want to tag along and your buddies give you a bunch of shit because youre never around and all you want to do is sit on the couch and watch some fucking football but no....theres dishes to do and a yard to mow so goodbye playoffs.)....sucka!
i wish my hair was long again
Granted, it grows over your eyes and you get run over and die.
I wish i had my own house
Wish granted. She's pregnant.
I wish I could get a good job.
You get one and drown ina bath of money
I wish people wouldnt post so late on this thrread
Wish granted. You just melt for being so picky.
I wish I could write music as well as Rabies.
Wish granted, you lose your finger in a music related accident.
I wish i had real wishes
Wish Granted......yea
I wish i knew php
Granted, but then you only know the syntax and not the design principles and end up writing awful code.
I wish I had a custard pie.
Wish granted. Nightfire steals it from you and eats it because that's the kind of person he is. =D
I wish I could be in a James Bond movie.
Granted. You end up being the villain and die in the end.
I wish this wish was granted.
granted. your now paralized. (you really should have known what you were wishing for before you wished it.)
I wish I was happy forever.
granted. and now your so optimistic and happy about everything, that people you know get really pissed at you and they conspire to murder you in your sleep.
i wish i had some more cookies...and milk
granted, u turn really fat and die
i wish i had a truck
granted, the truck turns out to be a piece of shit and it breaks down on a railroad track it blows up. u r still alive tho.
i wish the girl i like would go out with me
Granted. She goes out with you but just to play you.
I wish that i was the valis victroian of my class. (not a senior yet)
Granted, you are the 'valis victroian', someone else got valedictorian.
I wish I could finish all my homework in a snap
granted, you snap your fingers, and turn gay <.< .. your homework sucks.. literally :D
i wish i wasn't tired and my body could function 100% without sleep
wish granted. you begin to play computer games 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. you go blind and your guide dog gnaws your legs off.
i wish i had a pet monkey.
Wish granted. Your pet monkey grows into a big moster that kills thousands of people and cannot be stopped.
Wish not granted, you didnt wish noob.
I wish I could wish again, but then not use that wish
D:
