A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old timer.
Never done anything wild in your life? "
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
06-08-2005, 10:43 AM
narcosynthesis
Haha... Lol
06-09-2005, 01:55 AM
ChrisDitter
lmao, was expecting it to be awful, so it prolly seemed better than it is :P
06-09-2005, 04:21 PM
Heron
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on crackers :huh: .
06-09-2005, 06:34 PM
Krazy
LOL eew
06-09-2005, 07:35 PM
Ivo
lol thats some funky joke
06-09-2005, 08:52 PM
Death of a Clown
The subtitle lied. <_<
06-09-2005, 09:40 PM
NICk0
ha, never heard that before...
i love a good joke now and then. :)
06-10-2005, 06:21 PM
.Fuse
funny joke. love it :)
06-10-2005, 08:06 PM
Cenoix
AHAHAHA, thats great, omg :D
06-10-2005, 08:14 PM
Magnum
thats awesome, I got some pretty dirty ones but they arent appropriate for here, lol
06-11-2005, 06:11 PM
Subzero
lol good one
06-11-2005, 06:27 PM
SJS91
lol thats funny in a preverted funny kinda way
06-11-2005, 06:36 PM
myst
dude that old guy is so smart...
06-11-2005, 07:32 PM
Reno
I have a pretty funny one, not that approriate though, at all....maybe if i could get some assurance that its ok ill post it and a few others...doubt u guys have heard em.
06-11-2005, 07:34 PM
Ideal
go for it.
if there 2 dirty ill take em away. :D
06-11-2005, 11:40 PM
Cenoix
After I thought about it, thats really nasty.. LOL but still kinda funny
