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i dont know if this has been done but i need some mom jokes lol...here some of mine that i made up and some got off of sites
yo mommas so fat, when she sits on a chair she falls off both sides
yo mommas so stupid that she tried to steal a free sample
yo mommas so fat, that when she went bungee jumping she went strait to hell
post more pplz
Here is mine...
"your momma is so fat" ... bwahhaha I can't fail there :D
lol ur momma so ugly she could only be ur momma!
ur momma so ugly that she went into a haunted house and came out wit a job app
ur moomma so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
What'd you just boy, you better not be talking about my mom.
I'll go old school on your ass... Btw did you made those up or did you find e'm?
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
yo momma's so ugly,i looked up ugly in the dictionary and it had a picture of here.
yo momma's so ugly,she makes onions cry
yo momma's so stupid,she got knifed in a shootout
yo momma's so stupid,she put the phone in her ass and thought she was making a booty call
yo momma's so ugly,when she auditioned for star wars,they said "thanks for bringing a home made costume"
yo momma's so stupid,she was going to the airport,and saw a sign that said "airport-left" and she turned around and went home because she thought the airport left.
your momma so fat she tried to commit suicide by jumping down the grand canyon, AND GOT STUCK.
wtf why did my post get deleted?
ur momma they have to get butter to get her out of the toilet.
Your mommas so fast she saw a bus full of white people and said, stop that twinkie
your mommas so fat she has her own area code
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE ZOO PEOPLE RIDE HER!@
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE ZOO, PEOPEL FEED HER
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your momma is so fat, that when she walks down the street, people go "damn, thats a fat b!tch"
Your momma is so fat, she walked out of the house and a kid said "OH THERE IS THE BUS!"
Your mom's so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.
Your mom is like a racecar, she burns 4 rubbers a night.
I just have to add this one, it's a joke my friend said to my other friend that I just found hilarious: The day you realize your mom is a stripper is the day you realize why that flag pole is in your house.
He really does have a flagpole in his house.
your moms so fat she thought the double melee was a new item at mcdonalds
lol those are good guys. keep em coming
Your momma's so poor, i stepped on a cigarette bud and she said "Who turned off the heat!?!"
Your momma's so poor, I stepped on a skateboard and she said, "GET OFF MY VEHICLE!"
Su mamá es tan gorda y ugle, ella se equivocaba para un montón de la mierda de vaca.
yo mama so fat, that when she goes swimming in the ocena, whales flock to her and start singing " weeeeeeeeeee are famil-eeeeeehhhh"
I'm going old school;
Your mama so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, SKITTLES CAME POURING OUT!
Your mama is so stupid that when she saw a group of Asians, SHE THOUGHT THEY WERE TWINKIES! (Sorry if it sounds racist in anyway)
Your mama is so small that, SHE USES A FREAKIN' DIRITO TO HANGGLIDE!
Your mama is so ugly that when scientist saw her the said "THERE'S BIG FOOT~!"
Your mama is so old that when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped on the lightswitch.
I got nothing now.
Your mum is so fat, she eats spam all day.
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Originally posted by DuaLitY@Jan 6 2006, 01:43 AM
yo mama so fat, that when she goes swimming in the ocena, whales flock to her and start singing " weeeeeeeeeee are famil-eeeeeehhhh"
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Why... why the hell did you bring back a 7 months old thread?
Seriously, answer me. Why? WHYYYYYYYYY????????
so he can make a joke.....
you mama so fat; that she's fat
(I had to say something if I'm replying)
cuz bringing up really old threads is FUN! (not)
yo mommas so ugly, she looks like metal on a good day
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Originally posted by _static@Jan 6 2006, 02:42 PM
cuz bringing up really old threads is FUN! (not)
yo mommas so ugly, she looks like metal on a good day
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holy shit you guys. i started this topic MONTHS ago. lol ;)
ur momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people say 'TAXI"
bringing up old topics makes me so emotional :P
yo momma's so fat, when she walkes with high-heels, she discovers oil!
this isn't tht funny but
You Momma so fat that when she takes a bath, she fills the tub, then turns on the water
some people probably won't get it though
lol she'd wishQuote:
Originally posted by _static@Jan 6 2006, 07:42 PM
cuz bringing up really old threads is FUN! (not)
yo mommas so ugly, she looks like metal on a good day
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(so would you actually ;))
lol....metal just close this thread? 7 months ago i made this.......wow
you're right.
duality, stop bumping fgs.
