1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;
how's it hingin
clatty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
You know your scottish when....
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10-12-2007, 02:06 AMSmiling DemonYou know your scottish when....
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10-12-2007, 04:54 AMSpluff
My head hurts.
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10-12-2007, 05:31 AMSmiling Demon
lol obviously not a scot :P
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10-12-2007, 06:58 AMBalerion
Aufurfuksake, learn to spell damn lol ya I'm not a scott lol
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10-12-2007, 08:40 PMEinsturzende
I wish I was more ethnic.
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10-18-2007, 04:39 AMKillerReflection
i just thought u knew when your scottish if your wearing a kilt or watching braveheart, but thats me tho :S
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10-26-2007, 02:06 PMSmiler Small
hmmm i have to get a kilt for my brothers 18th..... should be fun
and ye all thts a doddle god its when its spoken fast your like...WTF??
and im scottish and i cant even understand folk from glasgow and edinburgh half the time. -
11-13-2007, 02:13 PMEvilC
Lol SD
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11-13-2007, 02:43 PMQuaggy
mon eh dons!
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11-19-2007, 01:15 PMIdeal.
glasgow ftw
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11-19-2007, 01:57 PMMethodMan
im german and irish
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11-19-2007, 02:32 PMQuaggyQuote:
Originally Posted by MethodMan
no it doesn't lol!
:p
jkin man
