Feel like sharing some of your intimate relationships with men/women? Post them here.
Decided to make this thread after a girl trolled me last week but I'm all good now. Good thing we never became so 'intimate'. I swear, I might've drank all the alcohol in my Granny's cabinet that night =\ I still feel a 'way' whenever I see her with a different man though so like yeah >.>
INtimate relations
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11-16-2009, 07:13 PMTakkenINtimate relations
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11-17-2009, 08:50 AMApathy
I got intimate with your Granny last night.
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11-17-2009, 09:11 AMTakkenQuote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
You damn bastard! I trusted you! How could you do that to me!? And how did you know I live with my granny? Plotting a fucking conspiracy against me; get off my lawn! *Waves fist in the air*
No srsly, answer the question. -
11-17-2009, 09:47 AMApathy
Tough news, bud. Me and your gammy are kicking you out, I'm taking over your room. This was gonna happen eventually anyway, so I'd be best not to fight it.
So yeah, your shits out on the curb, come get it before the trashman does. -
11-17-2009, 09:50 AMTakkenD: Where will I go? What will I eat? :'( And my poor granny, probably unable to keep up with your youth... Wait, wtf am I saying? Get out of my house!Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
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11-17-2009, 09:58 AMApathyHomeless shelter? Cardboard box maybeQuote:
Originally Posted by Takken
Canned dog food? Get a job!Quote:
Originally Posted by Takken
Oh, you don't worry about that, your grandma can be a real love machine when she wants to. Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takken
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11-17-2009, 10:02 AMTakkenLIES! ALL LIES!Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
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11-17-2009, 10:09 AMApathy
It's a parents/guardians job to ruin their kids lives, deal with it, haha.
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11-17-2009, 10:19 AMTakkenBut I did nothing wrong! Damn faggit! I hope you know my gran has mega-herpes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
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11-17-2009, 10:47 AM-MM.Kritez
lmao at this thread, yall are ridiculous
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11-17-2009, 10:50 AMApathyand I have super-AIDS, so it all works out....Quote:
Originally Posted by Takken
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11-17-2009, 10:52 AMTakkenYour gonna die a miserable old pervert y'know that right? My granny will put you to the wall, and bang your head against it. She is rough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
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11-17-2009, 11:15 AMApathy
She can't hurt me, daddy likes it rough.
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11-17-2009, 11:25 AMTakkenDid you know she is widow because she accidentally broke off my grandfather's dick during sex. Poor guy died of excruciating pain and loss of blood:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
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11-17-2009, 05:23 PMShannon Apple
o.o
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11-17-2009, 05:26 PMTakkenLol. Get off my lawn if you don't want to discuss/share your intimate relationships! *waves fist* :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Shannon Apple
This thread sorta got off topic... lol -
11-17-2009, 08:58 PMApathy
I love derailing threads, especially stupid ass ones like this, haha. ;)
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11-17-2009, 09:21 PMTakkenDidn't I tell you to get out of my house! *waves fist*http://forums.saiyanisland.com/images/smilies/yell.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Apathy
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11-17-2009, 09:51 PMApathy
The fuck kinda emote is that? Angry-retarded? haha.http://i47.tinypic.com/4hee4x.gif
