Troubled childhood

So you think you had a bad childhood? Fck you, you don't know shyt. My mother pretty much kicked me out of her house when I was about 13 and I never got know my dad. My only friend til I was 10 was this kid from next door who would always beat me up and tell me I'm a worthless piece of shyt. It's not really as if I had a choice to hang out with other people, it's because our town only had 9 people living there, fucking serious man.

My whole childhood consisted of moving from town to town trying to get a long with people that didn't even want my company in the first place.

Think that's the worst? My only friend was this asian guy (he was about 30 yrs old), only stayed with me because he thought I could hook him up with hot girls. The only good part in my life was that I could hang out with this redhead girl (she was flat-chessed tho). The only downside was that she would never shut up.

But seriously, the most fcked up shyt in my life was this couple who kept showing up. GOD, you'll recognize these disgusting kinds of couples, matching outfits and finishing eachother's sentences.

Like I said, I moved a lot, just to get into fights with other kids, adults too sometime.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

Hahaha, I started getting really sad, so I read the last line to see if it was a joke. I was the relieved and got the joke/story. Very good sir.

Yeah, almost had me there >u<

HadiRaia :D

This joke made my week. Shit so cash Rai.

My fake repressed childhood trauma's were worse then your fake repressed childhood trauma's.

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Originally Posted by Apathy

My fake repressed childhood trauma's were worse then your fake repressed childhood trauma's.

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Share. Nao.

Meh, can't be fucked... :|

Please don't...

Oh, I will write a book one day...it'll be called 'I Care'

It'll be the most riveting, inspiring, funny, tear jerking master piece you'll ever come across..

Can't wait, i want to be a Pokemon Master to someday. ^^

Drop out of school at 13 to become a Pokemon master... No wonder kids these days can't count past 10. :p

Maybe I should try and be one. :P Also the following comic sums up pokemon if you think about the nature of the game for a second.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=284