Man, Friday night and Saturday was nice, just relaxation with some friends, however I am guilty of Friday night. My pals carried me to the strip club and it was fun and by time I left I was euphoric however the next day when I sat down and think about it, especially what I did (4 lap dances) and unwillingly and unsuspectedly had my ear licked, I just became disgusted in myself. I don't think I'll ever be going to the strip club again but yeah, Saturday was so much more better. Hung out with my best friend and got my ass kicked in Pokemon and Uno (i never win anything:( ) so yeah.
Really, I never understand why people overrate sexual activities so much. Maybe I'm not mentally ready perhaps?
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08-29-2010, 07:29 PMTakken3 day vacation ended
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08-29-2010, 07:39 PMDR809
Nah, you just have a clean mind and everyone just has a different mindset towards sexual activities.
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08-29-2010, 07:47 PMTakken
Well my mind isn't exactly cleanlol I do have lecherous thoughts and have done perverted things as teases (girls tease me back which I don't appreciate though lolirony) but I would like to wait til I hook up with a lady who I am comfortable with and shizzle if you get me.
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08-29-2010, 08:02 PMDR809
Yeah i know what you mean. You just don't want a random skeeze bag lmao.
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08-29-2010, 09:10 PMApathy
lol, the strip club part never happened did it?
I believe the pokemon part though, nerd. -
08-29-2010, 09:18 PMTakken
Yes it did.
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08-29-2010, 09:21 PMApathyFixedQuote:
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08-29-2010, 09:25 PMTakken
Actually it did.
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08-29-2010, 09:27 PMApathy
ofc it did, and I got a humanitarian of the year award. True story.
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08-29-2010, 09:29 PMGallagher
Strip clubs are gross, maybe that's why you felt disgusted.
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08-29-2010, 09:30 PMDR809
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO, Apathy's a beast.
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08-29-2010, 09:30 PMApathy
Seedy ones are, there's some half way decent/classy ones out there though.
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08-29-2010, 09:30 PMTakken
Congratulations!
But yeah, I went to a strip club. Well Galla, I really didn't like the lick in the ear thing, that really pissed me off man. Out of the 4 lap dances I got one, i only liked one of them but yeah, strip clubs ain't my type of thing I guess. -
08-29-2010, 10:28 PMDark Method
ROFL. Yeah ok Twig. You went to a ripper bar. Sure you did. That's kinda like me saying I never get thrown in the drunk tank isn't it?
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08-29-2010, 10:59 PMexcellence
perhaps maybe you left out details...meaning you went to an all male strip club? i mean i would be in your same position if that were the case... ;)
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08-30-2010, 08:51 PMTakken
There are no male strip clubs on the island as far as my knowledge goes. Why would I tell you what goes on in the strip club anyways? Its not like how I saw in the TV shows admittedly, though they did have a strip pole;)
But yeah, I'm serious. Why the hell you guys acting as if its impossible? =\ Anyone can go to a strip club.
I was asking if it was normal, like if I wasn't mentally ready for those sexual activities because of the turn off that night. -
08-30-2010, 09:04 PMFur
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08-30-2010, 09:06 PMApathyNo, It's because you're secretly gay.Quote:
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loolQuote:
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08-30-2010, 09:09 PMDR809nuff said xDQuote:
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08-30-2010, 09:49 PMshiv96
LMFAO...pokemon..i believe you takken
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08-31-2010, 06:18 AMFur
I sort of agree with takken, some of the strip clubs around here are like damn no turn on. But on the flip side there are some nice classy ones where there is a turn on. It all depends on where you go though.
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09-01-2010, 03:01 AMDom
This thread made me laugh. XD
Apathy, some of the stuff you've said - LOL; not too de-similar from the sort of stuff I would have said if I was around at the time.
Fur - you don't go to strip clubs. They come to yours. Pimp. -
09-01-2010, 03:42 AMcC.DOMINO™lol, is that a coincidence? lol I want to see a ripper bar now.Quote:
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On topic tho, I am a strong supporter of the ladies at the local strip clubs. Someone has to put these Women through College, might as well be me. -
09-01-2010, 06:03 AMMonroeWell its clear youre a virgin. Nothing wrong with that. But in all honesty, PLEASE don't talk about sex being overrated when you've never participated in it yourself. The same is true even if you've only had sex a couple times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Takken
The "fact" that you got into the strip club means you must be at least 18. If you have still yet to "shizzle" I suggest you do it QUICKSTYLE because you don't wana find that girl you're "comfortable with" and be the lousiest fuck she's ever had (cuz trust me, no girl over 16 is a virgin).
What you NEED to do, is get over yourself, lower your standards, and fuck a bitch or two (comfortable or not). Believe me, all that shit you see in movies is NOT sex lol. That's cinema. Sex is nothing but exercise that feels good. -
09-01-2010, 06:06 AMMonroe
LOOOL..
Fuck an edit. I just imagined you getting your ass whooped in Pokemon at a table in the strip club. I would disgusted with myself too. I don't even know how strip clubs and pokemon make it into the same post. Make sure you burn your pokemon cards with your V card. -
09-01-2010, 06:53 AMFurThat statement right there is sooooo false. I can name about 30 girls off the top of my head that are still virgins and are like 20+. It depends where you live, I live in the south so we have extreme southern baptists. No the yanks girls are sluts so finding a virgin there will be hard.Quote:
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09-01-2010, 11:33 AMexcellence
lmfaoo wow this thread is too funny
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09-01-2010, 04:33 PMMonroe
Fur: I'm talking about girls who possess the beauty to actually be able to lose their virginity. Ugly bitches that no one wants don't count.
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09-01-2010, 08:27 PMTakken
LOL. Dude, you got it a bit wrong. I never said sex itself is overrated, I said sexual activities. Also, I didn't play Pokemon at the strip club, I played the day after at a get together with my friend. Also there was a comment about the age; the strip club I went to didn't even ask for an ID card xD
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09-01-2010, 08:43 PMFur
Lol monroe, there are sexy girls that are still virgins also....
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09-01-2010, 11:07 PMexcellenceover 18? they're waiting until marriage, my pee pee wouldnt be too happy if i got with that girl :pQuote:
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