30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.
Joke. Schultz, this is for you buddy!
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09-19-2010, 12:06 AMDark MethodJoke. Schultz, this is for you buddy!
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09-19-2010, 12:07 AMschultz
based on your experiences?
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09-19-2010, 12:53 AMAkali
OH SHIT!
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09-19-2010, 04:22 AMcs4pro
What is it?
lmao.... nice one DM :) -
09-19-2010, 05:44 AMketg
number 30 made me lol :L
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09-19-2010, 06:22 AMScrib
Number 2, lol!
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09-19-2010, 06:31 AMAgato
Number 9 made me lol.
nice one DM -
09-19-2010, 06:32 AMGaaf
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
these made me rofl XDD -
09-19-2010, 06:40 AMPulse III
LMAO!
#30 was the best. -
09-19-2010, 07:08 AMcc.RadillacVIIIThat one rocks :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dark Method
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09-19-2010, 10:27 AMshiv96This one made me LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Dark Method
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09-21-2010, 02:58 PMTakken
No. 5, 25 and 9 made me lol.
