DM's birthday wish list

So salad monkeys, Sunday is my birthday. Here is what I want.

A new hoverround.
A new pair of slippers.
A new pair of glasses.
A new pair of pyjamas, with cats on them.
A new cat, since the last one ran away.
Distello to stfu all day on Sunday.
And Slave.

Make it happen people.

http://i.imgur.com/prPWR.gif
Hoverround

http://i45.tinypic.com/fopztg.jpg
Slippers

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...ey4ro1_500.jpg
Cat and Glasses

http://cache.net-a-porter.com/images...4712_ou_dl.jpg
Cat pajamas

Happy early birthday, ya old piece of shit.

I don't know how to stfu =[


I'll just fap instead.

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-s...miley-Derp.png



​Happy Birthday, ya' old git.

Ah, wait a minute here.I did not ask for a picture of Distello with a cat on his damn head. I simpy asked for a cat. I'm also not impressed all that much with those glasses he's wearing.

And what happened to Slave, huh?

lol, thats classic trailer park boys, you'd think you'd be happy.. hah

Oh.. and check your PM's for Slave.

Fucking asshole.

Happy birthday, Pete!

My gift to you

http://common4.csnimages.com/lf/49/h...rist+Strap.jpg

Oh ya. Banning him would be the best fucking gift ever.

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Originally Posted by Dark Method

Ah, wait a minute here.I did not ask for a picture of Distello with a cat on his damn head. I simpy asked for a cat. I'm also not impressed all that much with those glasses he's wearing.

And what happened to Slave, huh?

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Still getting pussy. Bam.

Me likes my men older ;)

Funny last week I went onto your profile to find your bday xD I just had a feeling and it was pressing on me :P

Happy 85th bday DM, be proud that you have all this wisdom to share with the highly educated forum :D
Bday gifty will have to wait a lil longer >.<

Trying to take my Slavey?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a53f6b7e...2cuqo1_500.gif


Also happy birthday man, almost old enough to make some car oil out of your bones :D

Older men know how to ...ah never mind that shit.

Thank you Slave;)

ringtone for DM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=...4&feature=fvwp