like ohmg this isnt a poam o wow
anyways i was walking to the bus stop the othernight and i met this dog
i dunno its nname but it was a nice dog i pet it. i ran to the stor cause i was being chased by 3 kids with bat. and then out of no were 4 pirates came and killed them with throwing stars and i was like ohmg dont kill me i will give u this dog. they were pirates so the couldnt speak. so i ran away from the nijas on my scooter and the dog chased me downtown. i saw a purple air plane on the way its name was ted.
ted came from a family of builders in the northwest but he was extreammly arodynamic and ohmg ted used to yell at me for my bad spelling. any way back to the story
ohmg k like 4 cops came and chaesed the dog cause it didnt have its leash on and the caught him and feed him meow mix. the dog changed into a cat and ate all the marshmellows in the world. they companys made lots of money. when i got home i talked to ashley my girl and i tolder her that bob my gfxvoid friend was on msn she made me add him we had a weird convo and alot of my friends were there. we had a party and laughed the rest of the nigh. ohmg then i wrote this story about my day and the pirates all came into my basment and hit the enter key
and then madd edited it cause bob said pirates own ninjas any day of the week, apart from tuesday, cause thats when ninjas get to meet the ninjesses, which is where they get horny, they fight better like that. so madd chnaged all the nijas to pirates,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ZOMG pirates pwn ^^
now we can take them to a trip to a faraway land, and itll be thursdaym which is when they pwn even more... do you know why?
they get new hooks!
twaN fh: OK!!@_)I*!
and then Ohmg twan told me what i did or sumthing weird
the next day i woKe Up at 4am cause I needed to go to a doctor caus my foot was feeling like..heavier or something. So I went there in my old car with rusty 22's and i decided to stop for donuts. One had this red stuffs in it annd I thouht i Should get it but I got lipstick instead.
Then Ohmg ashley came and said in a dream what the **** DO NOT BE HIGH READING THAT ITS ALLL SCREWIE!! LOL <3 U BABY lol and i was lIKe Ok and I added It to My story and the oranges fell off the tree
AH MAH GAWWD ZOOR DRANGONEYE
MADD NEEDED HELP so he aSKEdEDded, jee.
jee says:
thats greatjee
jee says:
dsahahahafhafh
Hee didnt HELP me much so he asked somebody by the name ofFFFFFFF
~rob~ says:
just ranDom wordS?
OmGzors then Jimmy Jumped and Crashed AND BURNNED. IN his Car, it was rEd and Then HE WeNT TO SLEEP.NIGHTIENGIHT JUSTIN! he he he he ReplIED.
/ UNJUST
