What are yours? I got a couple.
I won't post drunk on the forums anymore.
I won't troll the sb anymore.
I won't tell everyone Apathy lives behind a dumpster anymore.
I won't ban Fork for no reason anymore.
I won't give Syn a hard time for being a tranny anymore.
I won't hit on Slave anymore.
I won't rat on anyone to Nathan anymore.
I won't promote people because I am drunk anymore.
I won't ignore my PM's anymore.
I won't be rude to noobs anymore.
I won't tell Mods we have secret forums anymore.
I won't randomly wipe the sb anymore.
I won't tell someone I am going to do something and not do it anymore.
I won't chase down lazy ass Mods anymore.
I won't rage anymore.
And above all, I won't post drunk on the forums anymore.