Chyaku Norisu

[Mr. Kenny]

I go to another forum site, Gaiaonline.
I was on the other day, and found that the donation letters for this February had become openable, and the items released. The two items were a G9 Laptop, and a Chyaku Norisu Scarf.

The Chyaku Norisu Scarf is red, and long. It kinda waves in the air. Now the reason I made this thread is that if you say Chyaku Norisu a few times, you notice it sounds almost like Chuck Norris. He's been very often spoken of lately, especially around my school.

Odd.

[Ben]

im dumb, i dont understand that stuff

[Dale]

Just because chuck norris has been mentioned around your school and you sasw that name on th'internet... w..t...f.. i'm confused

[Mr. Kenny]

I didn't just hear Chuck Norris. For whatever reason for a short time he was the coolest thing in the world.

Everyone was making jokes about how he can do anything pretty much.

"Two things can be seen from space, the great wall of China, and Chuck Norris' erection!"

^Quoted Shamino

[Shamino]

Chuck Norris continues to rival God, only because Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick isn't big enough to kick the 30ft man off of his chair.

[carrotderek]

The dinosaur looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way ONCE.

[Tyson]

Chuck Norris facts
"Chuck Norris Saved President Bush from choking on a pretzel by roundhouse kicking him in the throat. Chuck didn't Realize he was choking, he just wanted to roundhouse kick him in the throat."
LoL!

[Shamino]

lol no you ruined the fun =/

[OpticoN]

chuck norris can believe its not butter.

[sublime]

Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.