So I was checking my e-mail, and discover that one was from my school... notably Campus Security. This is what it said:
Okay, naked guy running around math sciences... at night. Is he living out some sort of twisted fantasy? I've heard rumors that 1% of students LIVE at the school (not in residence), you know take showers in Kinesiology, sleep in lecture theaters, but really what the fock?!?!?! This makes me never want to stay late to work on assignments ever again.