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Freestyle
I just thought of something lame but let's all make up a cool freestyle. It doesn't have to match the previous but it might be fun to.
I'll start:
Yo, yo, yo, my name is Funky Joe, I've got a Hoe and her name is Moe, OH!
LOL!
Who's Next?
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see i am wonder mike, i like to say hello, i rock to the white the red and the brown, the purple and yellow. ! Wicked tune
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Now that's what I' talking about. Some good freestyles right there. Keep them coming people. I know you got some.
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Yo mac, this aint rap, it's just crap
Rap, hip hop, r and b
I'd like to shit on all of the three
Don't call me emo just cuz I listen to metal
At least I don't look retarded while acting all ghetto.
w3rd.
Last edited by just.xTc; 08-16-2006 at 10:10 PM.
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That's an awesome one man. Did you just come up with that? It made me laugh.
I've got another, now it's not original but it's so funny:
Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general
tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not
in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI
YA!
War when I hit you with the shit do a split
Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang
Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all
my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come
napalm me
God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI
YA
Can't be tamed
I got shit to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh
You can watch the video of this rap here:
Funny Freestyle
Last edited by AnTi.HeRo; 08-16-2006 at 09:52 PM.
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I made mine up as I went, and I LOLed when I read it out loud,
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It's a great one man. Did you check out the video I put up in my post? It's so funny, well the song is at least.
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Haha I read the song it's fucked up but funnay. I'm afraid I don't want to see the video *twitches*
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It's not scary or diturbing, and if you don't want to watch it just put it on and minimize it so you can at least listen to it.
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Ok.
*watches.*
Lmao!! His voice is silly.
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