Town Idiot

[Ben]

Every town/village whatever has its idiot, ours is this farmer called Jed who is so scruffy but rich its unbelieveable Lol He got banned from driving because he got so drunk and he pulled up a tree and dragged it round the town onhis tractor and ruined the roads, and then crashed it through a pub Laaawl

Well he's the main idiot apart from me lawlzorz

[Dale]

You live in a village? heheheheheh that's ace Crazy farmers. That sounds ace. I wanna live in a village now!

[Relentless]

Tell everyone to get horses and become nomads 'n stuff. It's pretty snazzy being a nomad, 'cause you'll be all cool and shit.

[Ben]

I don't live in a village haha i live in a town :P
Bolton is tryna become a city because its big :P

[robgasm]

I live in a real village.. we have no idiots >.>

[Spikee]

i live in a suburb its pretty big but its full of chavs so the village idiot is a collective term

[robgasm]

Heh, nice one spikee :P

[Samuel]

MY city is way to big to have one idiot. There's so many. Lol.

[Henry]

Tell everyone to get horses and become nomads 'n stuff. It's pretty snazzy being a nomad, 'cause you'll be all cool and shit.

You could be all
EY I'm a nomad
And they'll be all
Hey Nomad we don't take kindly to your type 'round here.
And Then you'll be all EY ITS OK CAUSE IM A NOMAD.

[unit_number_43]

i nominate henry and relentless...oh is that not what we're doing? woops.