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    rofl i found this really funny =D

    Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
    Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
    Yakavetta: Nigger.
    Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
    Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
    Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
    Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
    Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."


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    it's from boondock saints. great movie.
    Resident father figure.

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    OoOoOoOoOo...joke. I like it. I've NEVER seen Boondock Saints, because I'm a total loser. Don't eat me.
    I like my women like I like my coffee! Ground up and in the freezer.


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    Haha...I so have to see that movie.

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    ye that movie rox indeed, i love that, i think its about 2. or 3. movie with most "fuck" word , ever made =D


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    yeah boondock saints!!!

    "is it dead?" - rocco after shooting the kitty

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    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horus View Post
    yeah boondock saints!!!

    "is it dead?" - rocco after shooting the kitty
    ROFL

    i watched this movie today after hearing you all rhapsodize about it. and its pretty good, if a little violent.

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