Roll

[Ben]

Shit i had a few mates round getting pissed with a few litres of vodka, and i rolled downstairs, you know as you do, i did that.

And then the door opened and my parents where there haahahahaha

Thank god they were pissed themselves lmao

How do i explain that tomorrow?

[SgtSwabs]

Someone left an unconveniently placed dog on the stairs, you tripped over it. And e voila your fine.

[Ben]

Hmm but having a dog in the place = worse than being pissed lmao

[Dale]

Girl got paraletic yesterday. Everyone was out... yeh she had to go to hospital... haha her brother came down the park and he was like yeh i gotta go bail out my sister she's fucked. and we were walkin with him to where she was staying. and we found one of her shoes after like 2 mins of walking. and like another shoe a bit further along the road... then saw the ambulance.... sketchy.haha

[Ben]

oh my last night was ace hahaha
I knocked 2 pints of vodka over :Z dont know how i managed that