'The Padgham Post' Humorous Reading

[Virtue]

I was accepted onto my school's newspaper staff, which it pretty darn pretentious, and I decided to work on various journalistic techniques such as sentence rhythm and active voice by starting my own blog in which I write fake news stories.

NOTE: THESE ARE NOT REAL. FOX might run the stories on the 7 o'clock news, but the people in charge of FOX are morons.

Enjoy the absurdity.



http://padghampost.blogspot.com/

[robgasm]

lolz =D

[Tesseract]

"The Alps have yet to be found, but Kelly Clarkson's looking awfully large these days." That just made me lol.

[Dale]

Haha all i would say is work on the headlines and that's it.

Nice ideas =)