wat GTA really taught us

[SSJTrunks2004]

got this from a friend on another site xD

1. If you get shot in the head you don't die. you just lose a little bit of health.

2. If you throw grenades at a school of fish it mutates them into flying fish.

3. A blind man (woozie) can drive a car but when he walks around he bumps off the walls.

4. Carrying guns in public won't attract any police attention.

5. If you standi in one place for days on end you won't fall asleep.

6. Stare at someone for hours and you won't get in trouble for harassment.

7. Go inside your house while the cops are after you and they won't come in.
8. Planes randomly fall from the sky.

9. If the cops are after you bribing them will work every time.

10. If you jump off a cliff or building your homies will follow.
11. You can eat as much as u want without needing 2 take a ****
12. if ur bald u can get a afro in seconds from a barber shop
-jumping from a speeding car/motorcycle just hurts you a little.
-Black people: gangsters
-White People: cops
-You can get a sixpack in a few minutes
-It takes 11 pizzas to get sick
-There's NOTHING hostpitals can't fix
-Car crashes only result in death if the cars explodes
-If a car tips over, it sets on fire and explodes
-If you wait at your house for 6 hours, any police attention you had before that will be gone
-You don't need sleep
-You don't need to piss or ****
-If you are fat, you can starve, and you won't die until you are thin again
-Barbers can both cut your hair, and lengthen it
-Bullet wounds to the head aren't fatal
-Flowers are lethal weapons
-You get released from prison in 6 hours, no matter what you did
-I learned that if you wreck a car you can put it in your garage and it will be magically fixed.

-This is for all you teens out there...if you wreck your parents car...just put it in the garage!!! Viola!!! new car.
-Any car, parked or not, will always be unlocked.
-If i fall off a motorcycle, i wont be harmed.
-I can survive jumping off a tall mountain on a bmx.
-If i collect 50 horseshoes in Las Vegas, satchel charges, combat shotguns, m4's and smg's will spawn outside my casino.
-If i walk into a gym with a jetpack, kill everyone inside and fly upwards from a red thing on the ground i will go to a area called black hell. If i fly to the right, and then from there fly north, i can access a city where i can walk through walls.
-If i approach a cop's bike, stand in front of it,dropkick him off of it and land on the bike and drive off, i will get minimal police attention.
-If i back up on a bike, then pedal rapidly, i will melt.
-completing firefighter missions will make you fire proof
-When driving, always expect the unexpected. Don't blame bad AI, In Real Life™ people do the silliest things in traffic.
-If you could only save your live onto a floppy disk you could bet your way to being a millionaire with no risk.

-Plus you need a new car every day or two as you'll wreck it easily.
-hookers arre decent looking and none of them are infected with life ending aid

[Spid3r]

lmao, some of em are funny.... last one is....

[SSJTrunks2004]

its mainly because all the medias saying that all we learn is violence,sex and drugs.

[EMPeiTQ]

some of them sound the same to me..

[SSJTrunks2004]

well they arent.

[EMPeiTQ]

ns, they just kinda are.. dont take it personally..

all i was saying was some of them kinda sound the same.. and they do.. just worded diffrent..

[Cenoix]

ROFL.. a lot of funny stuff there.

The last one... ok don't talk about aids and make it a joke.

[SSJTrunks2004]

hows it a joke its real facts about the game

[Ivo]

^ lightren up will ya? anyways some of e3m are good.

[MasterDuckie]

Originally posted by SSJTrunks2004@Jul 1 2005, 07:39 PM
its mainly because all the medias saying that all we learn is violence,sex and drugs.

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WELL DUH.. you got 12 yr old sluts running around.. and kids flying plane..

-You can throw tear gas and everyone but you chokes.. haha