Teacher trouble

[sceptileex]

You got a teacher who is damn seriously fierce. One day, you didnt bring your assignment folder she told you 53 times to do so. and this is your 4th time you have not brought it. What are you going to tell her?

1. My pet dog ate it up
2. I tore it while sleepwalking
3. My sis thought it was Oreo and ate it
4. I brought my sister's teddy's bag to school
5. I thought the folder was toilet paper and decided to use it
6. I saw avril lavigne and got her to sign in the parents signature collumn
7. My father thought it was his resume and brought it to work
8. My little bro thought it was his homework and did it.
9. I dropped it into my cookie dough before putting it into the oven. Do you want some?
10. The school administrator's eagle ate it. I managed to catch some of its waste. Put it on your table, dont wory
11. Others:_________________________________(preferred answer) (give your own, duh)

--and strictly no I FORGOT TO BRING IT--

[robgasm]

My cat ate it... and was sick... PLEASE GIVE MERCY, YOUR ASSIGNMENT KILLED MY CAT!

[sceptileex]

Originally posted by deep blue@Apr 10 2005, 02:22 PM
i forgot to bring it
^that one owns and this is a stoopid topic^

[snapback]33715[/snapback]

Cool. another "supporter". Not very fond of fan clubs. Damnit

[robgasm]

sorry, ill edit that out, but that one does own - truth always wins and i guess this isnt a stupid topic... sorry

[sceptileex]

lol... too bad i have quoted it... it is evidence to the world haha... lol... guess wad... i wont blame you for saying that, coz today i didnt bring my file, and i said i forgot to bring it, and the teacher shrugged if off (yay&#33 but that dosent give you any rights to changs your edit * boo * :P

[robgasm]

didnt you see my edit? i did a proper one and it was lame

[MinorThreat]

11. Others:go f*ck yourself

^to the teacher^

[robgasm]

haha that one owns

[Deep Brown]

Assuming the teacher is female:
I was masturbating about you, and I accidently came all over my assignment...

[sceptileex]

Lol... good one. "I used the paper as fuel o fuel my fire for the experiment! wads wrong with that!?!??! you said use PAPER!