Last night i found a canetoad in my backyard and was bored, so i pulled out the old air rifle After putting 4 slugs into it, it Still proceeded to jump, i then chucked a brick at it which did nothing, so then i finally got the metho and matches out and torched it, finally when it was cooked, he didnt move so my mission was complete, But before you say im cruel first of all its a cane toad and second one of them poisoned my dog, so i have the rights to kill as many as possible
Revenge is sweet!!!
Fact- if a canetoad is sqaushed it can swallow its own guts back up, if guts forced through the mouth( i know what your thinking, its ***king gross)