Talk to God

[Nutter]

Talk to God here. He will Listen.

iGod

See what you can get him to say.

[Ptka]

Haha thats fun...even though I just ended up swearing at him.

[Nutter]

It's funny, no matter what you do, you always end up abusing him.

[Immortal.]

that's fun.

[catch.]

he told me to go to hell...

[Samuel]

Haha he asked me how often i did "it" a week.

[Daemon]

Me:
yes you are a rapist
God:
Mmm. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rapist? Of course I am

[Goat]

God:
What were we talking about again? I might.
Me:
damn u are a stoner
God:
Colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Only for medical testing purposes.
Me:
LMAO
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
u smoke weed god?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

[iRoGeR]

lmfao thats funny

[pastortroy1]

Me:
Sup
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Cool, i heard that you healed an old lady
God:
Who is the best robot? Who said it? Interesting gossip: said I healed an old lady.
Me:
Who is the best robot?
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. I'm not sure I completely believe you.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
No problem? i said what dumbass
God:
Should there be a problem? What did you mean by it? I will try to find out.
Me:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Fucking idiot. I am becoming an athiest
God:
The topic is dumbass. Please don't be so rude. Tell me a story. I am glad to hear that you are becoming an athiest.