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  1. #1
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    Default Keeping a wife under control

    The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.




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  2. #2
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    So f:/.ing Awsome! Big lol.



  3. #3
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    ....and the fourth man, he was luckiest of all for he did not get married or have kids. Problem solved.... haha

    Funny stuff.




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    Rofl!


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    Hahaha, pwned

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  6. #6
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    ^^^Girl from New Jersey would have done the same as the girl from Canada.

  7. #7
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    My girlfriend would do the same as the candian girl too xD


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