Some Little Jokes :D

[Linda]

GrandSon asks his grandma : Grany did U see pills with text "LSD" on them somewhere here?
Grandma: Fu*k the pills, U should see the Dragons in kittchen

Blonde try's pass driving test.
instructor: Please tell me, how's the engen is working?
Blonde: can i tell with my words?
instructor:sure
Blonde: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r!!!


Parents pushing theyr son to school, but he is screaming and trying get away
Son: 12 YEARS? WHY?

Wife asking her husband:
Wife: Can You pass me hanny,My hunny?
and again
Wife: Can you give me Sugar, My Sugar?
Husband gets mad
Husband: Can You give me that Stake, PIG!?

Sorry for spelling
i hope U enjoyed the jokes.

[walshy277]

I laughed at first and last joke

[w00teR]

Those were good :]