Omegle Convo I had

[Takken]

Omegle convo I had a week ago. I think it was pretty successful. If you guys have any and want to share, don't hesitate. Fail or win, trolling random strangers across the globe is funny.
@Pete: This should be within the rules I presume.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hye
You: they see me trollin'
You: with gangsters
You: yo
You: nigga
You: sup
Stranger: wassup dude
You: Nm
Stranger: 18m australia
You: just here jerking
You: fapping my dick off
You: for my girlfriend to see
You: you?
You: sup man?
You: you homo?
You: go and fuck a girl
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i want
You: a 7 inche dick
You: amirite?
Stranger: nop
Stranger: bigger
You: D:
You: 14 inches
Stranger: yea
Stranger: arnd dat
Stranger: maybe bigger
You: i like punani
You: my girl gives it to me
Stranger: never measure accurate size
You: on top of punani
Stranger: whts dat?
You: my gf is used
You: time to recycle her
Stranger: huuh
You: her pussy is beyond repair
You: you can have her
Stranger: lol
You: r u a virgin?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: haha
You: virgins r the best
Stranger: yea
You: you know
You: stay a virgin
You: until your 24
You: then
You: when you turn 24
You: get 7 bucks
You: and head over to the number six bar in minnesota
You: and call for a whore
You: she'll give you 42
You: 42s r the best
Stranger: ow
Stranger: wad is the 42?
Stranger: sory
Stranger: im abit blur
Stranger: where u from?
You: 42
You: is a ritual
You: when a boy
You: goes on top of a girl
Stranger: uhh
You: and puts his ass
You: in her face
You: and gets his finger
You: and shove it into her punani
You: the girl then licks out the anal juices secreting from the boy
You: leaving a sour taste in her mouth
Stranger: wahhh
You: and ectasy for the boy
Stranger: dont u think it is disgusting?
You: i like em punani
You: disgusting?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: dont u?
You: i did it with your mom
You: she loved it
You: -_-'
You: its great
You: you have a gf?
Stranger: yea
You: ask her
Stranger: virgin one
You: to give you a 42
You: on your 24 bday
You: she is not a virgin
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Muffun]

MY TURN!

You: You: a wild abra appears! WUT DO?

Stranger: ?

You: WILD ABRA USES TELEPORT.

You: NUB.

You: WE ARE ROLEPLAYING

You: WE ARE POKEMON

You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

You: NO1 EVER WAS

You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

You: TO RAISE THEM IS MY CAUSE

Stranger: What

You: DUDUDUDUDU

You: I WILL TRAVEL ACCROSS THE LAND

Stranger: Hey!!

You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

You: DUH DUH

Stranger: Stop


You: WHICH POKEMON WILL YOU *SOMETHING SOMETHING *

You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE

You: POKEMONNNNNN YOU GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

You: ITS MY REAL DESTINY

You: POKEMON

You: OHHOHOHOO YOUR MY BEST FRIEND

You: DUM DUM DUMMMMMM

You: !

Stranger: あなたはどの国サニャ？