I was getting a baloon for my bros graduation (like happy graduation!) or something lame like that. So I wnt 2 smoke a mini cigar, so I had 2 open the window. This baloon flys forward hits me in the face. Makes my cigar burn my face, then fucking flys out the window (there's a few bucks literally out the window).
Then I feel a burning sensation near my zippr and an ash is sitting there burning a hole in my shorts. Brand new.
This is in random musings for a reason loleyjacket.