Tonight I saw the biggest Poop I have ever seen!

[cC.DOMINO™]

title pretty much sums it up, I own my own restaurant and work there at night, well, tonight there was a doozy in the toilet, sorry if this is gross but I had to tell someone, lol it was fucking huge. So somebody destroyed our men's room bathroom with the largest turd I have ever witnessed. look at your arm and imagine it is made of poop and you will know the horror I had to deal with tonight. It wouldn't flush, it reminded me of a cucumber only brown and stinky.

Here is a picture for size reference. it looked very similar to this only shit colored and slimy. Dimensions were roughly 9 inches long, 4 inches diameter. I am forever scarred from this. I was literally gagging and puking in the back of my throat having to plunge this sucker down. Have you seen bigger?

[BakaArts]

what the fuck man XD ew

[Gaaf]

Trololololol
It sucks to be you :P
u might wanna quit that job maybe the bastard will come back lol

[cc.RadillacVIII]

Ehrm... good to know.

Hope you washed your hands before you returned to the kitchen

[BakaArts]

The Evil Cucumber Shit Persecutor. I can just see the headlines with Domino facing a battle trough life and death with a giant turd

[cC.DOMINO™]

I don't work in the kitchen but ya I scrubbed down like 18 times. This was the worst bathroom disaster I have ever seen. and I have seen some shit. lol gaaf. It's discusting what people will do at a public bathroom because they can anonymously leave and not have to deal with the aftermath, I'm talking tampons, condoms, bloody messes, vomit, shitting 10 inches to the left or right of the toilet, shitting in the back part of the toilet, pissing on toilet paper rolls, and shitting in the sink. It makes you lose your respect for mankind.

[edwinpabito]

you should put a cc tv camera on your restaurant lol

[Highfly]

Thanks for sharing.

[Dark Method]

You actually own your own restaurant?

[Nutter]

I'm sorry...... but I'm in fucken stitches here!!! HAHA!!!

It's just happened to remind me of this! LOL
Austin Powers Toilet Scene

EDIT: But In all honesty I can say I sympathize with ya. I work in the plumbing section at work, and I've heard some pretty nasty stories.