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    Default I'm in big doo doo.

    I need help, opinions, solutions, fast, and considering its half past midnight here toss all people I know are left online so I turn to you, people of the void.

    So last week I went and did something stupid, something that to the best of my knowledge I've never done before. I used my card to order a Christmas present. For my lovely mum =D Fine and dandy all is good, no evidence. (Well It's evident on my wallet, burnt a god damn hole through).

    Today, Sunday of all days, I get a dispatched email. The parcel is due on Tuesday but considering it's next day I worry it will come tomorrow, to which she is in (but not on Tuesday).
    So as I sit here repeating the word "Shit" in my mind I need to come up with a solution so that if on the off chance it does come tomorrow (or rather... today time wise) she doesn't answer the damn door to a mopey delivery guy being a tit. I worry in case it's here before I get up and she always gets up way to early.

    Even if I am up if and when it comes tomorrow trying to slip by with a big parcel in my hands is ninja territory.

    I did put on the 'Delivery Instructions box' - "If woman answers the door, run like shit." but I don't have much faith in that.

    Thoughts or solutions would be fantastic, preferably ones that don't involve staying up all night and sitting in the porch. Kthx.

    And to the eventual arrival of DM's sober loveliness. It's in 'The void' section, for off-topic stuff quit yer' moanin'.


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    Tell your mother to piss off, and that you bought some hunting knives and rope online. :|




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    tell her its porn.
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    youre screwed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Distello View Post

    So last week I went and did something stupid,


    And we are surprised...




    Thanks.
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    Don't stay up all night tho but since its your mom you should know when she usually wakes up. Set your alarm at like 30 mins before she awakens, get outside and wait for the delivery guy. Sit anywhere out of your mothers sight but it should still show that you live in that house, otherwise the delivery guy might think you are trying to steal it. Receive it and hide it in the bushes or similar. Then sneak it inside later on the day when you get the opportunity.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cC.RadillacVIII View Post
    Don't stay up all night tho but since its your mom you should know when she usually wakes up. Set your alarm at like 30 mins before she awakens, get outside and wait for the delivery guy. Sit anywhere out of your mothers sight but it should still show that you live in that house, otherwise the delivery guy might think you are trying to steal it. Receive it and hide it in the bushes or similar. Then sneak it inside later on the day when you get the opportunity.
    She wakes up at like 6 every morning. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.
    Anyway todays the day and nothing yet :3 (around 1:00). Several vans have parked outside meanwhile I've been clearing up the shit in my pants.

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    MOTHERFUCKER.
    Like 5 minutes after I posted that a god damn twat came up to the door with it. She answered and now I'm here with a confused mother trying to pull off the best excuse to say what it is. Did the total fucking moron not read the instructions? He came and went quicker than Apathy renting a prostitute.

    How the shit am I supposed to be here with a parcel for the next 3 months for fuck sake. She even read where it was from on the box. Urrrrghhhh.

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