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[Distello]

We've had a little reshuffle n' stuff.

Reasons to join:
It makes me feel all tingly inside.
It's a way to make out you've achieved something in life without having really done much... Like having a baby.
We have a consecutive loss of 2/2 and want to make it 3!
We're lonely and the clubhouse Jacuzzi just isn't the same with only 3 people.
Our name doesn't include a reference to the movie 300.

Reasons not to join:
Having dignity.

Requirements:
- Like a hooker-hunter on a budget if your merchandise is even vaguely attractive we'll go for it.
- Although not a necessity, having Skype would be nice, I like to send people naked pictures every Thursday.
- Must be on either the Void or Skype regularly. Going AFK is fun n' all but after a few days it stops being interesting. Chances are you can't pull it off as brilliantly as Jesus.
- Having a good personality is a plus, even that guy that owns Abercrombie managed to smile for a photo once, and he looks like a tree stump.


Just drop a few pieces of your work in a post below and maybe include a heart-felt emotional speech about why it's your 'dream' (Just pretend you're an X-Factor contestant).