Fun stuff to do while Intoxicated

[Dale]

Haahhaha yesterday we put hair mousse all over my mate's pillow, and shone a light in his face so that he rolled over into it. He got pissed off about the light, but didn't notice the mousse hahahahah. He was awake just led down when we got him ^^ Rofl

[Ben]

Put the hottest chille/curry powder up/on their nose, they will wake up when it kicks in screaming wondering WTF is happening.

If they are totally stoned/wrecked turn all the lights out, or do something to make it totally dark,pitch black. Then wake them up and keep pushing them, haha good shit.

In the morning when they are ina deep sleep, video this, shout really load while banging something, so pissing funny they jump out their skin like thay video with the guy on the bus.

When theyre passed out, sleep wet their pants and theyll wake up thinking they piss 'umself.

Do what happens to me, when they wake up tell them they did all sorts of shit which is false, then tell them what happened truthfully, they wont know hich is which. It fucks your head up.

Throw them in a bath and turn it on, just make sure they dont drown haha then of course take them out and let them wake up outside freezing their tits off.

Put them on a trampoleen and get loads of people to jmp on it.

Pile on them wtih about 10 people.

If they are totaly fucked then pretend you are a police officer.

Cock slap them, lmfao thats funny as fuck.

[RoughDraft]

antique people

[SgtSwabs]

Cock slap

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[Ben]

A cock is a thing that males have swabs, sometimes also known as a penis!!

And a slap is well you should know.

Add them together and you get a cock slap

[FaTTzZO]

lol ben

[Shamino]

Guitar hero 2 while Drunk. I've been stoned a few times- honestly, nothing is fun while being stoned. I just wanna to go bed. lmao

[ilovecoheed]

masturbate while drunk, it's really hard haha

here's a game i saw somewhere: Randomly put your index finger and middle finger up to your ear like you're a secret service guy. Don't tell anyone about it and eventually they'll start catching on. finally when everyone's doing it except one person, everyone tackles them and yells "get down mr. president!" bwhahah

[Dale]

masturbate while drunk, it's really hard haha

what part is hard?

[conspired]

Guitar hero 2 while Drunk. I've been stoned a few times- honestly, nothing is fun while being stoned. I just wanna to go bed. lmao

Yeah that's what we always do depending on who's house we're at. And uhhh we attempted to go cow-tipping once when drunk, except the cow was awake.