1001 ways to die!

[Apathy]

Stabing you in the temple with a floorboard

[Immortal.]

death by drowning in semen.

[Apathy]

chokesondick

[Miril]

falling for 6 hours into a pit and landing in a vat of hot magma only to be eaten by some magma like golem and dissolved in its stomach by an extremely acidic fluid.

(its very painful)

[Skatanic_]

Heart attack whilst masterbating...

[Miril]

Heart attack whilst masterbating...

I'm sure that happens a lot... ;o

Falling down the stairs during sexy party time.

[Skatanic_]

Putting a fork in the microwave

[Ptka]

Putting your head in the microwave.

[YaminoSoul]

by my hands hehehe

[Apathy]

AIDS