An old man was sitting on a bench in the park.



A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in

all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.



The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man

was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter
old timer.



Never done anything wild in your life? "



Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had

sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."