ok so fml is totally blocked on my computer
so i wanna start an fml on here cause fml is really funny

heres how it works

say whether the person above you deserved their fml or whether their life really is fucked ("you deserved it" or "fyl" fuck your life)

and then say your own fml (could be your own, could also be one of your favorites from the real fml - or you could lie and pretend that your fml didnt actually happen to you and claim that its from the fml site )

fml: ran over a chicken today. i didnt know there were chickens in the city... didnt know they ran wild either... anyways blew out a tire thanks to the damn chicken. but seriously what are the odds that a chicken actually tries to cross the road when you just happen to be driving by on a busy four lane road?