Just curious, are there any roleplayers on the Void here? Haven't done it in a long time, but I've had a hankering.
On a totally unrelated note, here's a joke.
So this duck, and a pastry chef, walk into a restaurant. They sit down, have their food, and finally, the check comes. They both reach for it at the same time, and the pastry chef says "Hey, duck, I know things aren't going so well at home, let me cover this one." And so the duck says "You know what? I don't care how much dough you make, I got the bill!"
Ba-dum-tsch